Alicia Arden probably said to herself, "but the sweater makes it look demure and classy." Sure it does. It also says that your inner voice is tuned into the Paris Hilton channel.
Blondie - Liverpool
Kindness items are always welcome, and especially so when they are as lovely as Alicia Witt.
The people who makes these wax things are really, really nice. How about a wax museum devoted to celebrities on their worst days ever. See, that would be worth my time.
Normally I would probably spend a good 300-400 words railing on the City Of Los Angeles for taking liquor money and giving them a star, but I would be hypocritical. After drinking a bottle or two of Absolut, I too have found the cool, smooth tiles of the walk of fame pressed against my cheek to be my friend as well.
You think Alice Cooper looks bad? Imagine if he didn't spend four hours a day in the sunshine walking and playing golf.
Hey Josh Brolin, I still like you. I think going to aid a friend in a bar fight shows that you care about your friends. And hey, who hasn't maybe slipped once or twice out of rehab and wanted to get a little touchy feely with Robin Wright Penn. I mean, I don't understand why Sean got so jealous. I mean, was he thinking of her when he was screwing the two Russian hookers in the hotel with her also staying there. I did notice that Diane didn't make it to this premiere so I hope she's cool with everything. If you need me to, I could talk to her for you. You know, a little dinner or even lunch, just to kind of talk things through.
Dear Calvin Klein.Genius!!
Sincerely,
EL
Would you believe that is Erykah Badu? I didn't either, but it is her.
So I guess we the permanently brain dead children of the world are supposed to believe that Cheryl Burke and Kelly Monaco just happened to come up with this idea and then the paps just happened to be there.
Because some of you have apparently missed seeing Cisco Adler. I don't know why, and don't know if you have some other issues that you may have in your lives, but here he is.
For those of you who didn't want Cisco Adler, here is Laird Hamilton.
Twice. The second is purely for scientific purposes so you can see how the human body and it's muscles work when you are climbing out of a boat, or holding onto a headboard. Hey now. I just post the photos, what someone is doing in the photos or you think they are doing in the photos is entirely up to each reader's discretion. I don't judge.
Jay Sean - Tokyo
The only time we all can agree we like Jeremy Piven is now, when he is onset and in his Ari Gold character.
James Horan has been a working actor for almost 50 years and I bet this is the first time you have ever seen him or heard of him. He is the definition of a guy who just loves to act. Almost gave him the top spot.
Think Matthew Perry is looking for his new gal-pal. See, just doesn't work does it? Feel like I'm writing for Tiger Beat back in the 70's talking about Shaun Cassidy.
"And then I beat up a homeless guy."
A first time appearance for Melonie Diaz. Very lovely.
I don't think Maria Bello has ever been in the photos and I'm not sure why. She should have been, and I apologize.
Congratulations to Kenneth over at the NBC page office for not only getting that NBC umbrella on the set of an ABC program, but also getting it in photos seen all over the world.
Ronaldo obviously has no fear of skin cancer.
"You shouldn't have cats. We used to have cat, but then she died after scratching our mom to death." wonk, wonk
Paul Blackthorne is another first timer.
Honestly, the very first thing I thought of when I saw Olga and Valentine Rei was that I think we are overdue for a Children Of The Corn sequel.
Twice in a week for Jet Li in the photos must be some kind of record. Of course if you are photographed with Michelle Yeoh your odds improve dramatically of making an appearance.
Trevor Wright demonstrates two of the three things I hate most to see on a red carpet
The third would be a woman blowing a kiss.
The Stranglers - Liverpool
Pregnant dude. That baby is going to be confused as hell.
Today's photo of the couple that makes me feel inadequate goes to Sophie Dymoke and Mathew Goode.