What A Pain In The Ass
Ummm. Chace. You are on a show about teenagers, for teenagers on a network that is about to go out of business. This might be your only shot at fame and you should milk it for all its worth. You will have plenty of time to prove you are an actor when the show gets canceled and you are auditioning with 100 other better looking actors for that Hallmark Channel film of the month.
Don't think it will happen? Think you are too huge? Yeah, why don't you go to IMDB and type in Beverly Hills 90210 and see what all those guys are up to now. Oh, and they were way more popular than you.
One scene in particular that Chace found particularly offensive was this:
"There was an episode where we were crashed out on the sofa after a big night out and they wanted me to wake up in my boxers, so I argued with them about it," he said.
"I mean, first of all, who gets wasted with their buddy, and smokes weed and then strips down to their boxers before they pass out on the couch?
"No one does that. Why am I naked on my buddy's couch? It was weird so I fought it."
No one said anything about being naked Chace. It was boxers. Are you trying to tell us that maybe it happened in some other way in your real life? It's ok. No one is going to judge.
In the meantime, take your whiny, pale, chest waxing, non face shaving, can't tell if you are a girl or a guy, inflated sense of worth and shut the hell up. And while you are at it, take off your shirt and give the guys and girls what they want.
23 comments:
"I the ass"?
:P
"shuffle with a side of jazz hands"???
ENT, have you been watching Firm fitness videos from the 80's. LOL :)
lol flora, that's what i came here for too! i could honestly care less about chace or any of his coworkers, or their show that i have never watched, for that matter :)
but...he has to know, he would not be where is today, were it not for his face & bod.
****couldn't care less
Take off your damn shirt and whatever else they want you too if it keeps you in a job moron.
Hes cute as long as he keeps his mouth shut
This is a very odd thing to rant about. Odd because who cares about chase and odd because who cares if he feels uncomfortable getting (half) naked.
It doesn't sound egotistical as much as it does just strangely prudish for no good reason, with a touch of "pretty but dumb" thrown in for good measure. Also, the "who gets wasted with their buddy, and smokes weed..." part makes it clear that Chace doesn't relate to his character at all and apparently has a hard time getting out of his own known reality long enough to immerse himself in an alternate one. If that is the case he IS going to have a time trying to find other roles after GG, since the entire point of acting is to, you know, immerse yourself in various alternate realities.
It's kind of sad that prudishness is now strange and getting naked is the norm. He got his current fame for being pretty, yes, but he doesn't have to take his shirt off to do that. His chest isn't THAT great.
"His chest isn't THAT great."
Especially compared to Jean Claude "Bigger than Levi's" Van Damme's. Dang. I too forgot all about him, and could care less, but good visual on the photo, ENT! Very well played indeed!
I love "JAZZ HANDS"
nothing about this asshat is great. he's a complete asswad so set in his closeted ways that he comes off homophobe. give it up Chase.
"who goes topless in a cowboy hat and waxed chest?" should be the question here.
uh amateur gay glamour shots anyone? go to any gay bookstore or porn shop and you will find a dime a dozen shots like little chase there.
Other than laughing at Jax's "Amateur gay glamour shots" comment, I got nothing. This man, um, boy means nothing to me.
God, I love this blog..
"Amateur gay glamour shots"- right on, Jax! That made my day, so thanks!
Those photos SCREAM, "Hey big boy, come on and give me a ride..."
Jax - you're the best.
Think he's the subject of any of the recent blinds...?
it also kinda sounds like chace is pulling a katherine heigl, ripping on the writers
heeheehee JAZZ HANDS...
As Lainey would say... SIT DOWN CHACE CRAWFORD...SIT DOWN!!!
Chance the Ass is Chance the gay lol.
Wimpy body lol.
Amen! I love how you bitch him out and then try to force him to give us the goods anyway. Attaboy!
Anyone that has "The Covenant" on their resume doesn't need to make statements like this.
i dunno who this guy is, but i love the way ent went about this :)
and Jax, as always, to the point and kicking ass :)
He looks like he is posing for one of those Gay website promos. I have no other opinion of him. I need to ask an actual tween,
Is that buffaloes on his boxers?
Brenda--those are mooses--Abercrombie's mascot.
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