Monday, August 11, 2008

Do They Make It Until 2009?


I'm almost afraid to look, but I bet that somewhere, some UK bookmaker is taking odds whether Amy Winehouse and Blaaaaaaaake make it to 2009. In case you actually were doing something interesting over the weekend, you may have missed the fact that Blake is due to be sprung from jail on December 30, 2008.

So, that scenario gives Blake and Amy about 48 hours until 2009. I'm guessing that even though Blaaaaaaaaake has been doing drugs, they are not quite the quality or strength that he is going to indulge during that 48 hour stretch. Now, I'm not one to be gruesome, but would any of us be surprised if one or both overdosed in that 48 hours. Drug dealers have got to be telling themselves that this is going to be the biggest payday that any of them will have seen in a long time.

Now, the way I see it we have some choices for those 48 hours which could involve either or both of them.

A. Death
B. Overdose
C. Arrest
D. Sobriety
E. Pete Doherty does Amy live on New Year's Rockin Eve while Ryan Seacrest gives a play by play commentary that includes, "oh, so that's where it goes."