Four For Friday
#1 - One of the most frequent A listers to the blind items has a way to pick up women which is a bit unusual. Yes, beside the fact he is married this is unusual. What he loves doing is going to wash a load of clothes over on the east side of LA and finding women to take to hotels after. Free or pay, it really doesn't matter.
#2 - A lister? Yeah, he really is. I mean he is a franchise and an action star. Action star A listers are kind of like women who do horror film A listers. They meet the technical definition, but it can be a stretch. Anyway, everyone knows this guy and loves him. What they probably don't know is that on his most recent press trip, he spent more time hitting on guys than doing press.
#3 & #4 - Lunch break for the crew on The Hills allows this drug dealer to make his way unnoticed into the house of one of the male stars of the show. Oh, and he comes over everyday. Sometimes more than once a day. OK, he also takes care of one of the female stars as well, but the male star passes it along to her.
#1 Afleck
ReplyDelete#2 Afleck
#3 Afleck
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ReplyDeleteOh...sorry...missed #4...Afleck
ReplyDeleteLOL @ ice angel!
ReplyDelete#1 Afleck
ReplyDelete#2 TC?
1. Affleck
ReplyDelete2. WILL SMITH during his Hancock press trip
3. WHO GIVES A F*CK???
lolololol
#2 Does sound like Will Smith.
ReplyDeleteLOL@affleck
1-Affleck
ReplyDelete2-Harrison Ford
3-Brody & LC
1. affleck
ReplyDelete2. will smith
3. heidi and spencer
*do you guys know if it means the drug dealer is partying with the cast or fucking and partying with the dude?
#3....Enty said it in his post down below about the Hills. He said Spencer need sto lay off the X and Heidi is getting meth face.
ReplyDelete2- Jason Stratham
ReplyDeleteIs Will Smith a franchise though? I'm thinking more along the lines of a Spider Man, Batman, etc...how about that guy from Spiderman that plays the bad guy?
ReplyDeleteSpeidi for sure but they are saying the dealer shows up and sells drugs to the guy who shares with his gf.
#2 sounds like Harrison Ford or Will Smith.
ReplyDeleteCould #2 be Vin Diesel?
ReplyDeleteI thought Vin also but could not think what his recent press trip would be. His movie is coming out but not out yet, same goes for Jason Statham.
ReplyDelete#2 Harrison Ford?
ReplyDeleteAction movies (Indiana Jones), and Star Wars franchise?
That would be funny if it was Affleck. Usually his clothes look disheveled, so maybe that is from after one of these excursions.
ReplyDeleteDang it, I hate that Statham is probably gay and a man-slut. But could be Will Smith, though, fer sher.
ReplyDeleteAffleck's clothes always look so rumpled that #1 could be him, using the
I'm-just-a-new-Dad-getting-no sex-at-home-and-now-she's-preggers-again-gotta-do-my-own-laundry-aw shucks game.
#1 Ben Affleck
ReplyDelete#2 James Franco?/Paul Walker?
#3-4 can maybe heidi and his sister since she has had problems with meth in the past
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ReplyDeleteSorry i ment spencer and his sister
ReplyDelete1-Afleck
ReplyDelete2-Will Smith
3&4-attention whores Heidi & Spencer
They would go to the opening of an envelope if it paid.
franchise: Men in Black?
ReplyDelete#2 Brendan Frasier (The Mummy franchise)
ReplyDelete#1 Affleck
ReplyDelete#2 NyanyanyanyanyaIcan'thearyou
#3 Speidi.
(#2, I really doubt Enty would call it a "stretch" to call Harrison Ford or Will Smith A-list.)
My only hesitation on Will Smith is that he's a 2-time Oscar nominee. That kind of legitimizes his A-list status as more than just an action star. But Bryn makes a good point with MIB.
ReplyDeleteso now we're supposed to believe that an a-list millionaire is able to get his married ass out of his mansion with a laundry basket full of streaked up underpants & drive over to an east side laundrymat to bang huers, ok, no pics uh? go figure.
ReplyDeleteAre you guys crazy? Will Smith is a definite A-lister, not just an action star or a Franchise Star (outside of MIB and Bad Boys, he's not in any). Pay attention to detail, for Pete's sake. Ent is implying that there might be some doubt if he is an A Lister because of an action and franchise resume? Is there any doubt that he's an A-Lister? He's the most bankable actor in Hollywood. Make a decent guess.
ReplyDeleteFor that reason, alone, those of you guessing Will Smith shouldn't be allowed to guess at all. It's not Will Smith, people. That's a terrible guess New guesses.
that would be so awesome if it was Speidi.
ReplyDelete1- you know i'm going with Ben Afflceck and not as a joke.
2- Brendad Frser
3- Speidi god please.
No way in hell is Vin Diesel A list...never has been, never will be.
ReplyDeleteI think #2 = Brendan Fraser.
ReplyDelete#2 KEANU!
ReplyDelete1-Affleck
ReplyDelete2-Fraiser
3-Seidi
yeah, bigomet--that's why I said Dang it, please don't let it be Statham--cuz he FITS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAlthough...Statham's not franchise, just formulaic.
ReplyDeleteOK then--Brendan Fraser it is.
#1 is not Affleck. Ent already said he was B+ list.
ReplyDelete#1--I want to say Affleck, but amy o. does bring up a good point. Who else shows up often? Sean Penn? Is he still married, or did they end up going through with the divorce.
ReplyDelete#2--Keanu Reeves/Elijah Wood
#3--Speidi.
#2 is Keanu. Last time Ent referred to him as A list there was some controversey about that in the comments. Ent is defending the title. He's done a few franchises.
ReplyDelete1. Affleck
ReplyDelete2. Tommy Girl Cruise? Mission Impossible is franchise and he has done plenty of action movies. May be on shaky A ground. (Hides form the scientology lawyers)
3. Spencer Pratt (swoons) and LC?
Anybody know if Brody lives in a house or a condo? You think Ent meant "house" literally, or was it just referring to the place they call home? Because LC's the only one who lives in a house.....unless Brody does. God I want to be Speidi too jax!!!
ReplyDeleteeast L.A.??
ReplyDeletebrendan frasier for #2? lord, i hope not. i still LOVE george of the jungle, and of course, encino man!
#2. The phrase is "a franchise and an action star". Daniel Craig.
ReplyDelete#2 can't be Tom Cruise because of this clue: "Everyone knows this guy and loves him." He (and Katie) is/are box office POISON.
ReplyDelete#1 - Gotta be Affleck, poor Jen.
ReplyDelete#2 - I'll throw it out there: Shia LeBeouf? Not sure that everyone loves him, though.
#3 - I don't think it's Speidi. And no where in the blind does it say meth. I think the girl is Audrina, not sure who the guy is.
1. No idea..so I go with the Afleck
ReplyDelete2.Not sure if he IS a A lister yet, but lots of women really love him....Gerard Butler.I really think he is GAY.
3.No idea
What forspam said.
ReplyDeleteAnd I always say - and I'll say it again - it's gonna be pretty hard to find evidence that Tommy Girl is gay. He gets all his nookie from Sciento boys. All cult leaders get to cherry-pick their partners. Every single cult (and some would argue some mainstream) leader is ALWAYS found to be diddling some devoted young followers. They're brainwashed and and feel lucky that someone of his stature (*snerk*) would want to spend time with them. And the Scientos have ways of keeping people quiet.
Can someone explain this to me--what is the actual C.O.S. attitude toward homosexuality? Are they against it? Because if they were, and if TC were gay, why would they (a) make him really important in the "church" and (b) get him sexual partners? That never made sense to me.
ReplyDeleteAlso, if he were gay, why would he willingly join a "religion" that is anti-gay? Some of the conspiracy stuff doesn't make sense to me.
#3 Speidi for sure. Have you ever noticed their mouths and how they can never manage to pry their damn-near non-existent prune lips from their top set of huge veneers??? Coke lip at its worst! Shocking that two completely narcissist wastes of space would be on the tweak!!
ReplyDeleteDianne P - not sure if the COS gets men for Tom Cruise, but I think it's reasonable to think that he and John Travolta and Will Smith (and maybe others) joined COS to "cure" them from being gay. The COS says they can cure homosexuality, and are firmly against being gay.
ReplyDeleteToo bad no one ever told these guys that there's no cure and it's nothing to be ashamed of anyway.
I have to agree with sandman. Why would an A lister need to go to a laundrymat? Wouldn't the wife be just a wee bit suspicious? And wouldn't the guy end up in the "They're just like us!" section of Us?
ReplyDelete#2: Keanu and Daniel Craig are good guesses. I'll throw The Rock -- er, Dwayne Johnson -- out there, too.
#3&4: Unlike Ent, I've never watched an episode of The Hills, and I never will! I hate that I even know who Heidi and Spencer are.
OK, here's an out-there guess for #2...Jackie Chan.
ReplyDelete1. Affleck
ReplyDelete2. I don't think it is Will Smith. He is unquestionably A list.
Jason Statham is my guess. He had a movie, The Bank Job, out not to long ago. (I think he was still doing press for it here in Oz fairly recently, too.) Also, Transporter is a franchise. The third installment is due later this year.
3. Why are we even talking about the Hills?
We want BIs on real celeb, Enty!
1. AFFLECK (for real this time)
ReplyDelete2. Keanu Reeves, for sure.
3. Audrina/Justin Bobby? They both look out of it all the time. But then, all of those kids look out of it all the time.
Is Keanu even married???
ReplyDeleteThis is a third-hand (but is DEFINITELY from a trusted source):
ReplyDeleteThe mother of a friend of mine was a waitress at a hole-in-the-wall somewhere in L.A. She would wait on Keanu and his male dates all the time. As I remember, she said they were very often older men.
So, I feel I have from a trusted source that Keanu is gay.
PLUS: the revealed blind item about Keanu getting wasted, out-of-control, and indiscreet. Maybe he's getting sloppy with his closeted status, as well.
PLUS: Ent's defense of his status, as terra mentioned.
#3 some one has mentioned "coke lip." I am totally ignorant of how to tell if anyone's on drugs, I wish I had that skill.
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ReplyDelete1. Affleck = frequent blind item A Lister (didn't say he was frequent because he has lots of blinds, but he is an on going joke/guess around here)
ReplyDelete2. Keanu = "Technical A List" but a stretch (besides, "everyone loved him" at the table read where he showed up drunk, with a mashed burrito)
3. Who the fuck cares? If we stop talking about them, maybe they'll go away...
P.S, if you click on my name, you can go to my blog. There's this story I'm telling...
ReplyDelete(sorry. But I have to let people read it eventually.)
Thank you.
1)Affleck
ReplyDelete2)Matt Damon, Bourne franchise. Very well liked, A list is a stretch but technically true.
3)Justin Bobby and Audrina
junglekitten, no keanu isn't married, but people keep ignoring that fact to make him fit for #2....lol.
ReplyDeleteelizabeth, look at the catholic church. they take a stand against homosexuals and pedophiles yet the clergy is filled with both. and that's supposedly a real religion, unlike cos.
Molly, where does it say "married" in #2?
ReplyDeleteI agree with the sentiment that people make poor guesses. Oscar = A list.
ReplyDeleteMatt has a nomination and a win.
#2 guesses for guys who do franchise and action films, but may not be thought of as A List and whom everyone knows and loves...
ReplyDelete1. Shia LeBeouf (Franchise/action = Transformers)Everyone knows him, but doubt they all love him (?)
2. Brandon Routh (Franchise = Superman) Not sure if everyone would know him though
3. Keanu Reeves (Matrix films) Everyone knows and loves him, but I kinda think he is a definite A lister, plus he has done a lot of non action films.
4. Tobey Maguire (Spiderman films). Not sure if everyone loves him though, plus can't think of any recent promo.
The most recent franchises I can think of are:
1. Superman
2. Batman
3. Matrix
4. Spiderman
5. Transformers
6. James Bond
Don't believe for a second that Daniel Craig or Cristian Bale would fit the BI as both of them are known for doing a range of films, not just action/franchise.
ooohh....forgot Matt Damon (bourne films)....veryone knows and loves him, but kinda think he's definite A List and known for more than just action/franchise films.
ReplyDeleteSince we've been talking Affleck, I guess this isn't too off-topic. He's going to be the new Mike Judge movie, with Jason Bateman and Mila Kunis. CAN'T WAIT!!! Sure, "Idiocracy" didn't live up to "Office Space," but I still quite enjoyed it, and can't wait to see this new one.
ReplyDeleteMooshki---ITA! Mike Judge,although born in Equador (?!), is a national treasure!!!
ReplyDeleteIf you all don't watch "King of the Hill," start watching the re-runs on FX. It's been on television like 13 years or something, Mike Judge has produced such a loving parody of Texan Americana! And it's funny as hell!
Again, thanks for reading the blog and your nice comments, Mooshki!
On topic: Keanu for #2.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't every woman in America just LOVE him, even if they're not attracted to him? I'm not at all, but he just always seems like he needs me to give him a bath, a cuddle and some turkey pot pie!
And men like his wicked-ass action shit, so that accounts for everybody loving him, right?
And he's been such a mess lately that I think that's why his status from definite to probable A-list has occurred.
"...but he just always seems like he needs me to give him a bath, a cuddle and some turkey pot pie!"
ReplyDeleteHa, exactly! :) And how could anyone argue that he's not A-list; he's done Shakespeare for god's sake! LOL!!!!!
My friend worked in Georgia for a couple of years, and she was shocked to find that there really are people who talk like Boomhower, and even worse!
Oops, make that 'Boomhauer.' D'oh!
ReplyDeletelibby, i screwed up by mixing some of the clues in #1 with #2. sorry about that!
ReplyDeleteNo worries at all, molly! I was just making sure; I miss things all the time when I'm reading, especially in the more cryptic ones!
ReplyDelete1. penn
ReplyDelete2. will smith
3. obv heidi and spencer, don't know the drug dealer.
#1 is doing that laundry in East LA - which is extremely Hispanic (87%). It's either a guy with a thing for Latinas, or someone who blends in well in that sort of area.
ReplyDelete#2 Orlando Bloom? I like the Brendan Fraser guess, too.
#3 No clue, but cokeheads are a dime a dozen in Hollyweird.
"I was borrrrrrn i-in East L.A."
ReplyDeleteOh, snap! I solved it and didn't even realize it - it's Cheech Marin!!! (I kid!)
ReplyDeleteWait, Tommy is Rae Dawn Chong's dad? How did I not know that?!
ReplyDeletelibby, i don't even need cryptic, i just screw up! ;)
ReplyDeletematt damon likes hispanic women, could it be him?
Matt Damon for #2. Bourne Franchise?
ReplyDeleteWell then, maybe #1 is the same guy from the T.J. Hooker blind. Speaking of which, where is the baby that was supposed to have been adopted by this past spring??
ReplyDeleteFirst TJ blind:
http://tinyurl.com/57h9w8
Second TJ blind:
http://tinyurl.com/6ncd2m
Third TJ blind:
http://tinyurl.com/6ew6nt
trashtalker, i wondered where the mystery baby was when i read matt damon's wife is pregnant again. we would have read she was pregnant some time ago if it was him. i don't recall anyone else having a baby recently where we saw the hispanic nanny other than him. sounds like another timmy/tommy blind....lol.
ReplyDeleteahh #3 and #4 sound like spencer and heidi. he's the only male star whose home they film. he could also be passing it onto his sister stephanie. she's been to rehab before. good blind, enty!
ReplyDelete1. Affleck
ReplyDelete2. Tobey Maguire (blind about him struggling with gay issues before)
3. Spencer and She-Pratt (obv.)
#3... Lo used to be a big coke head in college, she went to santa clara or santa barbara and was in a sorority, and they all said she did a ton of coke. jenner for the male?
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