Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Might As Well Kick Him In The Junk One Last Time


As Kate Hudson continues sleeping her way through the Hollywood phone book, she has taken pause for a moment, to go back to a name she has crossed off several times. Apparently she likes to beat dogs, or beat down men, or just kick them in the nuts repeatedly. According to Star Magazine, Kate has been calling Owen Wilson and trying to reel him back in for some sport fishing. You know, just in case he would like to be crushed again.

Star says that Owen was frosty to the idea at first. Oh, not because she has beaten him down and broken him or even possibly was the result of his suicide attempt. No, the reason he was frosty was that she had been doing one of his best friends. Well, Kate managed to skate right through that one, and Owen did his awww shucks thing and now they are talking on the phone.

Now, we all know that talking leads to coffee which leads to dating which leads to Owen getting stepped on again when Kate takes a shine to some other guy that Owen is close to. I would say a brother, but she probably knows to stay well clear of their path. If you are Owen, you need to stick with that woman you were hanging out at the beach with last week, or go smoke with Woody or do something other than getting back together with Kate Hudson. If he ends up with her again, he needs to turn in his man card and go sit next to Zav Efron in the Ryan Seacrest Room watching Scarface on a continuous loop until he is healed.

22 comments:

  1. she needs the publicity that's all. this is so planned by her. he's easy pickins.

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  2. So, is Kate almost like a Sienna Miller in training?

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  3. Fool him once, shame on her, fool him twice, well, you know the drill.

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  4. I realize that the word "narcissist", in both the colloquial and clinical senses, can be appropriately applied to the vast majority of the entertainment industry, but Kate Hudson seems to be a narcissist on steroids. That sort of continuous abuse of anyone, but especially someone who has demonstrated great emotional vulnerability/fragility, is just vicious. She and Owen both need serious help; I hope Owen gets it. Narcissists never think they have a problem and don't get treatment. Karma will catch up to Kate sooner or later.

    Run Owen, run!

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  5. Owen, either a)take Enty's bros-before-hos advice and hang out with Woody or b)get back together with Carolina, a woman who will make your life better instead of worse.

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  6. I don't believe she had anything to do with his suicide attempt. I also don't think it's fair to try to make it seem like he's the innocent victim and she is this terminator type woman who is out to crush him. I think he has done a fair share of crushing in his day. I think maybe they met their match in each other and that's why it won't just end.

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  7. DOES HE NEVER LEARN ?...SHE'S A CRAZY HO !

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  8. don't forget she tried to call up ole Chris Robinson for some play but got shot down! dudes got a gf.

    i used to really like her,but damn this skank is making it hard, no pun intended.

    Owen get on that giagantic bong you bought Woody and forget Kate.

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  9. I wish that we knew the real story, the back story, behind the whole owen suicide .. I cant for the life of me think that he is so sophmoric to try to take his life over a girl. There is definitely part of the THAT story we havent been privy to. Now, on to Kate, she is acting very school girlish going from "boy to boy" perhaps feeding some deep insecurity .. but who I am, I dont know these people, I only know what enty tells me ..

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  10. Besides all of their insanity, I think they look good together!

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  11. I thought Kate's deal was that she goes through men cause she comes on too strong too fast and scares them away?

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  12. Bottom line she can't be alone... EVER. She always has to have a man by her side. What a great role model you are for your son. She uses Owen to fall back on because he lets her.

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  13. Anonymous12:02 PM

    Wonder if she was going behind her husband's back and thats the reason they got a divorce.

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  14. Kate Hudson is a bit like Julia Roberts used to be -- can't be without a man.

    That said, Julia Roberts did not have a kid hanging on her leg while she flitted from man to man.

    I'll be interested to see how little Ryder grows up with all these "uncles" he sees for a couple of months and then they're gone -- or back a few times, and then gone.

    Poor kid...

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  15. My personal opinion is that they have a very, very passionate relationship. Such relationships are prone to fighting and getting back together. There is a pattern...he cheats, they fight, she runs off to someone else, he pouts, they get back together. I hope they can work out their issues because I know people in these types of relationships and it is possible to work it out and stay together with some work and some therapy.

    P.S. Ent you should know better than to trust a tabloid. They made that stuff up to sell magazines about Lance and Owen being friends. They are not.

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  16. its funny, she always says she had a great childhood, i kind of wonder tho.
    every kid should go to college, learn alot about life, if nothing else. these idiots are stuck in high school.

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  17. They are prolly just the types that thrive on drama in their relationships. If they don't have constant bs going on, it doesn't interest them.

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  18. Anonymous3:30 PM

    Spawn of Hollywood narcissists are like narcissists to the 10th power, no? (Angelina as a prime example.) She is quickly demolishing any credibility she had as an actress with all of this nonsense. And I agree about her son. Poor kid.
    As for Owen W., well, I think he's hardly a victim, given his past rep as a ride 'em and dump 'em kind of guy. I think this image as a victim of Kate H. has been put out there to feebly explain his suicide attempt. Better to be considered passionate and extreme in Hollywood than to be plain old depressed or mentally unstable, right? Too bad, b/c depression is nothing to be ashamed of. In fact, I'd be more ashamed if people thought Kate H. meant so much to me that a breakup with her drove me to attempt suicide - yikes!

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  19. Not going to blame her for everything, although I'm becoming less and less impressed with her over time, except to say: What the hell has she got that's so amazing that it keeps reeling him in over and over and over again? Is she THAT amazing in bed--the Girl with the Golden Snatch, as it were? (Blonde jokes aside...) Can she suck the chrome off a ball hitch? What the hell DOES she do that keeps him on the hook like that?

    Owen, Owen, Owen...you're not a stupid boy, so stop letting Mr. Happy do your thinking for you, OK? I don't care if she's a mindblowing lay, or you both love drama, or you think your love is destined and you have to get back together, or you're just plain whipped--it doesn't matter. You already know you two aren't good together, but if you spend any time around her at all, even just on the phone, you know you'll let her drag you back into her orbit, so man up and cut her off--maybe you can be friends again some day, but only after several years, when you're both happily involved with other people; right now just isn't that time. There's a broad middle ground between being a dick and being whipped, so stake out some territory there, block her calls, and spend some time in emotional rehab until she's out of your system--I don't think using addiction as a model is inappropriate here, so think about it, OK? You can do it--we know you can...

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  20. what if they really love each other (stop throwing things, hear me out! geez!) but their own insecurities keep tearing them apart. that's a crazy theory, but i had a fella like that. we were so mad crazy about each other (he only ever dated me and one other girl) and it went on for years, but since we weren't famous...
    we broke each other's hearts for about 10 years back and forth, even through my first marriage (remember, #1 was an asshole) right up until i got serious with mr.bunny.
    TMI. sorry. i should write one of those bodice rippers. it's actually a fairly romantic story.

    who were we talking about again??

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  21. I can hear Kate say:
    "OWEN! Fix me a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich GODDAMNIT!!"

    (Sorry - first timer here, but couldn't resist the "Throw Momma From The Train" joke. Anybody else hear Kate screaming in that old Fratelli's lady voice? My bad!lol).

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  22. I'm beginning to think that she uses Owen as a friend, but he wants a romance. This is just too weird. He is definitely smarter than this, so he must be in love with her, and tolerates her "we're just friends"

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