WHICH up-and-coming interior decorator got a free office from her biggest client, a big real-estate mogul, after she slept with him?
WHICH high-profile jeweler - when he was riding high and flush with cash - gave a $60,000 watch to the doorman at one of downtown's most exclusive lounges to make sure he'd never have to wait to get in? Then the jeweler ran into trouble, ran out of funds, and informed the doorman the watch was only on loan.
1. Trump and Kim Myles
ReplyDelete2. Jacob the Jewler
#2 is obv Jacob
ReplyDeleteYa, Jacob the Jeweler was the first to come to mind.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of The Donald, how sweet of him to buy Ed McMahon's house, right?
@ califblondy:
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming your tongue is firmly implanted in your cheek when you say that...
...Trump just seems too obvious...and he's not just a real estate mogul...he's a mega-mogul with interests in real estate, bottled water, steaks, and of course, hair styling
Why do you print these items? Nobody cares!!!!
ReplyDelete(Hahahaha, that was a special present for you, Jax, in honor of Affleck's b-day.)
How about Eliot Spitzer for Number 1?
ReplyDelete#1 ~ Grace Adler
ReplyDeleteTrump and Jacob. Obvious ones.
ReplyDelete1 - Andrew Farkas
ReplyDeleteJack was iced by the mob because Bobby double crossed them. Bobby was iced by a deranged sand nigger. Bobby iced Marilyn Monroe after he knocked her up because the cunt threatened to tell Ethel. Rosemary's frontal lobes were iced by Dad in one of his little "experiments" gone bad.
And I iced that cunt Mary Jo K. because the bitch threatened to tell Joan. Stupid cunt could swim, but I held her fucking head under water until she shit in the water and then died.
And I now return to my regularly scheduled programming of drooling uncontrollably and soiling my Depends. Because I'm Dead Kennedy and, like Rosemary, I am fucking brain damaged.