Mr. Blackwell, the arbiter of style is in critical condition and will probably not live. I love this guy and love the fact he didn't really suck up to anyone. If you dressed like crap, it didn't matter who you were, he let you have it.
Did Andre J gain some weight?
Cirque Du Soleil - Newark, NJ


I'm sure Bai Ling did her very best to get everyone into the Olympic spirit. Why I wouldn't be surprised if she just stripped off all her clothes and led cheers for everyone. Of course, she probably doesn't really need the Olympics as an excuse for that. If you managed to read this far, the word Olympics brought to mind the fact that since the Olympics begin tomorrow that I think it is only appropriate that FFF is entirely Olympic themed. So, get out your rings and they will show you their torches.

Did they bleach her? Probably. But they also airbrushed the hell out of the rest of her as well so which is the greater offense?

Ashanti - Los Angeles

More Javier Bardem, because honestly, I doubt you will complain.

Even if I give him to you twice.

Echo Jet - New York

"Hi, my name is Denise Austin. Most of you won't recognize me so I am making a muscle and standing out in front of The Ivy so you will notice me. Look, it worked, I'm in a blog."

Have I told everyone how much I enjoy summer? Carla Gugino looks great.

Wow, it is like someone shot her with a tranquilizer gun and she is stumbling to the finish line. On a positive note, Tom's shoes have made it back from their round the world journey.

I think if Mr. Blackwell had not been sick, John Turturro would have been at the top because I really think he is one of the best actors alive, but doesn't seem to get the attention and credit he deserves.

You know what? I am going to say I'm proud of Jamie Lynn Spears. No nannies, no drama, just a regular teenage kid with her infant hanging out at Wal-Mart.

This party Jo Garcia attended was called the Light It Up Party. Somehow I think she lost sight of that and instead thought it was Even It Up and so she came with her lopsided boobs thinking someone could help. Weak wasn't it? I really thought about saying something about the white powder on her breast and how it was renamed Snort It Up. Would that have been better?

Alan Cumming is still on probation for that god awful thing he wore yesterday, but Mena Suvari looks amazing.

There were about 20 captions I came up for this photo, but each and everyone with the exception of a Lindsay trying to look like Benji Madden joke was utterly obscene. So, please have your way with it.

Lisa Bonet on the set of Life On Mars. They better not screw up the BBC version.

Oh, the stories a Lily Allen toilet bowl could tell.

Oh, the stories. Nahh, you really can't do two toilet jokes back to back. It just doesn't work. Keanu Reeves probably uses his car anyway, or the side of a road, or a tree, or a neighbor's house. Anything really.

Why can't Scarlett just do this all the time and just give up on the whole 50's sex siren thing which she has been doing for five years.

Because nothing says Christmas like a Duchess on a fake green elephant.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that Rachel Bilson has nice legs.

I think this is the first time Paula Zahn has been in the photos. I think she has been the subject of a rant, but this is the first photos appearance.

Two of my favorite writers. Nicholas Pileggi and Nora Ephron.

I have no opinion on the trial of Victoria Osteen because honestly I don't know who to believe. I will say though that Victoria does a great Denise Richards impression here.

So I'm guessing the Fabio/Molly Shannon tribute group didn't work out.

The Script - London

Stone Temple Pilots - Wantagh, NY

Do you think that right now Sienna Miller is the most disliked woman in the world?