Monday, August 11, 2008

Selma Blair Thinks Americans Are Deluded


Selma Blair is under the impression that all Americans sit around all day hoping to live in the same house as Dina and Ali Lohan and that we are completely obsessed with celebrity. She of course said all of this while promoting her latest television project after appearing at a premiere the night before in Australia which of course she flew to First Class paid for by the studio which makes money off of the same deluded Americans.

Selma thinks that Americans spend far too much time worrying about celebrities and their lives when they should be focusing more, on, well, she didn't give any examples actually. Selma of course is the same woman who last week said she wanted to try acid even though she went to rehab not that long ago. Apparently Americans should try and live by her example of how to live the perfect life. I just hate when celebrities knock the very thing that got them to where they are today. Does she think she is the world's greatest actress? Why does she think people pay money to see her in anything? They do so because she has some fame which she primarily achieved through marketing herself via interviews and other celebrity fodder.

Studios love if you can act, but hey, if you can market the hell out of yourself then that is even better than any actual acting skill. See, Jennifer Aniston or any of the Jessicas, except Tandy for examples. How did anyone notice Selma Blair this week? By being a celebrity and saying stupid crap.

"Everyone here is obsessed with tabloid celebrities and their lives and wanting to be like that. "In America you have the people who watch the Lohans' reality show and want to be like Dina and Ali Lohan and live in a house with a throne in it. Everywhere! They're just everywhere!"

I think Selma is just a little jealous and a little pissed that no one notices her or wants to live her life. You know the barely successful actress who whines a lot but takes the time to call the paps when she is going to be walking the beach with Diddy.

22 comments:

  1. 1 comment about Selma Blair is that she has the oddest hairline I have ever seen.

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  2. was she on acid when she said all this?

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  3. Hmm, was she promoting the US version of Kath and Kim, perchance?

    I'm sure it will be an epic fail, whatever happens.. Bye Selma!!

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  4. she is so irrelevant .. why bother reading about her .. her 15 minutes were up about 10 years ago .. later

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  5. Isn't her claim to fame that she took her top off, and she's a total shit?

    I know of no one who wants to be, look like, dress like, or look up to the HOhan family in any way.

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  7. Reading the above comments I'd say Selma has a point.

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  8. ... besides being (briefly) Ahmet Zappa's house WH0RE... what the f*ck else is *Selma Blair* "famous" for? I don't think I've ever seen a flick with *her* in it... TBH.

    Oh ya... I seem to remember seeing pics of *S.Blair* having "lunch with" the Actress/WH0RE with the now 'DEAD' "career" Brittany Anne Murphy. So, does *THAT* constitute being a "celebrity" these days?

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  9. I've always thought that she seemed like she'd be pretty insufferable to deal with...

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  11. hmmmm......you know who sucks? Nightranger, that's who.

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  12. and the name John. i hate that name,not as bad as Jonathan but John is pretty lame.

    ya i hate Nightranger too.

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  13. hey--isn't john another name for a toilet?

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  14. I agree with her actually. What the hell else purpose do reality shows serve, then for people to claw their way to their 15 minutes? When they stop making them, and people stop WATCHING the god for saken things, then I might disagree. Carry on Ms Blair....

    And socks. I hate socks.

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  15. Hellboy, classalpha, she's been in both Hellboy's.

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  16. Besides Diddy is one of the most absurd & deluded Americans...well in America. Selma needs to shut it.

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  17. Whoa! Give her hell, Ent.

    I think she and Diddley were at a co-ed gay beach party together and were either walking to get high or coming back from getting high.

    I just feel it. Suppose I recognize the look.

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  18. Silly girl. Sure, I love my celebrity gossip, but would I want to live their lives? Ok, maybe. But, what I'd really want to do is make a valuable impact on people's lives. Not live some fanciful "American dream".

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  19. ... huh? What's a "Hellboy's"?

    Oh... isn't that a cold sandwich served on a french roll and stuffed with ham, bologna, turkey, jack or American cheese, and Hellman's?

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  20. Yay, Jessica Tandy mention! She and Hume were one of those couples who make you believe in true love.

    Dear Selma,

    For those of us who live from paycheck to paycheck and pray that we don't have any emergencies that will break us, yes we do dream about living in a house with a throne in it, and having no worries other than how we can keep ourselves famous.

    Also, celebrity culture has its down side, but it is a way of bringing us all together. If you meet someone from across the country, you can always talk to them about Britney. It's nice to have a common reference for something other than the latest brutal murder or shooting spree in the headlines.

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  21. Oh, and I think she's most famous for kissing SMG in "Cruel Intentions."

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