Josh Hartnett Did Not Have Sex In The Library With Miss Scarlett
The internet was abuzz last week as it often is when there is news of hotness and sex tapes. In fact one porn company offered $500,000 to anyone who could produce the sex tape. They don't usually do that unless there is a strong possibility the tape could be real. Josh Hartnett says it isn't and is suing the Daily Mirror.
For those of you who are dreaming of a Josh Hartnett sex tape, here is the story according to The Mirror. Josh and his lady friend decided to check out the library in the hotel Josh was staying at. Whether she was visiting, or just the head librarian, helping out with a library card, no one seems to know. But, the story goes the couple did it in the library, and the entire episode was recorded on CCTV. In addition, Josh was sternly reprimanded by hotel security. I don't know if he was reprimanded for having sex in the library, or for not using protection, but he was reprimanded and threatened with being tossed out of the hotel.
Well, today in London, Josh sued the paper. Why he would sue I have no idea since this makes him look pretty good. He would have a tough time proving he was damaged in a US courtroom because of the story. Studios would love it and he wouldn't seem like such a wuss.
Josh wants an apology from the paper. You know. If he was married or was gay and his lover got pissed, I could see wanting an apology, but who else is going to be upset? Did he really read the story and cry himself to sleep that night? All he is doing now is saying that he only does it missionary, with the lights off, and only after marriage. There will be showers before and after, and then they will push their beds back apart.
hmmmm....very interesting...
ReplyDeleteAnyone who would have sex in a library is all right in my book.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was the main reason for libraries? What else are all those dark corners good for? Plus, books turn me on.
ReplyDeletehahah Mooshki. Atonement, anyone?
ReplyDeleteGranted I've never been to a hotel in London, but WTF kind of hotel has a library??
ReplyDeleteAnd Amster -- lol on the "in my book" pun. Good job.
If it's untrue then he should sue. Seriously, the amount of crap that these tabloids get away with is nuts. Plus, if more celebs starting to do this, then we'd be left with the truth, which is always more interesting and salacious.
ReplyDeleteJosh wants an apology from the paper. You know. If he was married or was gay and his lover got pissed, I could see wanting an apology...
ReplyDeleteOne of these terms is closest to the truth.
Anyone else think he looks like Suri there?
ReplyDeleteThis man dated Scarlett Johanssen, there's no way he does missionary with the lights off after marriage.
ReplyDeleteHonestly I thought it gave him a little sex appeal, since he decided to be the heir to the Ethan Hawke school of rebelling against his hotness.
I very much enjoyed that headline.
ReplyDeleteWell, the paper made money out of the story I guess, so he wants his share! Plus it keeps him in the public eye.
ReplyDeleteI agree that the story made him look good though. Anybody else wonder if it was planted and the whole thing is a publicity stunt to raise his profile and make more people go see him on stage in Rain Man?