Monday, September 08, 2008

Lainey Blind Item

It's not just Russell Crowe who has anger issues...only he was stupid enough to beat down a dude who didn't have to survive in the business.

This ferocious lady who in these circles has always been known to be a difficult bitch keeps her attacks, with a few exceptions (like if you make the mistake of not getting out of her way quickly enough at the airport), restricted to those who have to work around her. Like PAs and caterers, makeup artists. Whichever minion catches her in a bad mood and depending on the crime, it could result in an open hand slap to the face, throwing coffee all over someone's pants, and most recently, when craft services wasn't up to her exacting standards, stalking up to an unsuspecting staffer, ripping the phone out of his ear, and screeching to the person on the other line: "you've been talking to a retard who can't do his job."

Apparently her episodes have been getting more and more violent, so much so that the director and producer on her current project have had to call in reinforcements: her husband is now travelling with her to calm her now legendary temper but also to look after the little one, who has been exposed on more than a few occasions to her viotriolic outbursts. So far...it's working. Everyone is relieved but also extra, extra cautious. Calm before the storm.

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  1. (like if you make the mistake of not getting out of her way quickly enough at the airport


    this has me thinking of bjork, but i'm not sure.

    also reminds me of jay lo. would say mariah, but no kid.

    who the fuck puts up with being slapped? i'd slap the bitch back with a lawsuit and retire.

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  2. So she's currently working on something with a Director and Producer....so most likely working on a film....and so maybe an actress (although Lainey steers clear of telling us).

    She has a young child or baby "the little one" and is currently married.

    I'd have guessed J Lo, but I would have thought if it was her it would be "little ones" rather than "one" as she has two babies.

    Maybe Nicole Kidman? Is Halle Berry married?.....

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  3. my guess is sjp and so far she hasn't been notted, just the alba bitch so far.

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  4. too, i forgot she had twins, and yeah, with a director, it's probably film.

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  5. molly, honey, i agree. my student loan would be so paid off by now!!!

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  6. I was thinking Naomi Cambell

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  7. q. southerner, maybe we should try getting jobs with the bitch...lol.

    ed, she's a good guess. is she working on a project requiring a director and producer? i don't keep up with her.

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  8. Molly that's a great way to make a living....if only I knew who she was I could work for her, get slapped and sit back and watch the cash roll in...beats working in a proper job everyday!

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  9. debra messing. filming the starter wife. And she had a post basically saying how she hates Debra Messing. and laney has notted Courtney Cox too.

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  10. My first thought was Madonna on 'roid rage.

    She could be filming her tour.

    And damn straight--open hand slap to the face equals assault in the US. Hell, just spitting on someone equals assault.

    I know they need the work, but some of these people need to stop being wussies and have that bitch arrested or at least call the cops and embarrass the living F outta her.

    THAT will bring a change. NO excuse for that behavior.

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  11. right, molly. :D

    naomi isn't married and has no kids.

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  12. Some are saying Madonna as she does have a director and producer with her...

    Lainey has notted Alba and Courtny Cox...

    I don't know who it is but I agree with Princess. I'd slap that bitch right back. F'ing people are unreal.

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  14. "I was thinking Naomi Cambell"
    "ed, she's a good guess."

    I'm actually reading this right? How is Naomi Campbell a good guess???? She isn't married and doesn't have children. Do you people put any thought at all into what you write?

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  15. that was not necessary kanonymous. sad face for you... :(

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  16. Heck, I'm happy to with the Debra Messing guess if she has a little kid, is married and working on a film.

    I LOATHE her. Seriously, she wasn't funny on Will & Grace. Just annoying. Very very annoying.

    Goddamit, if it was her giving me a slap, she'd get a smack right back.

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  17. kanonymous, new here? usually the bitchy people are.

    thanks, q.s.

    i'm liking the madonna guess.

    is liz hurley known to be that bitchy?

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  18. I'm sort of down with the Debra Messing guess. She sort of looks like she could be all out of control.

    and not for nothing, but I agree that people don't put any thought into their blind guesses. It makes for a lot of posts to read through that get us absolutely nowhere.

    On the other hand, I understand that people enjoy jumping in. So read a little first! It will be so much better and maybe we'll actually figure one of these out!

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  19. Jax....Lainey said "little one"....have you seen the size of Hurley's kid. Trust...no one with eyes would call him little! :-)

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  21. Anonymous11:19 AM

    I was thinking of Naomi also but she isn't married or have kids. Too bad hahahaha

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  22. oooh, Liz Hurley. but is she working on anything any more?

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  23. your're welcome molly. he/she could have said it a better way. this site should be all about fun.

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  24. no kidding, q.s. i already have one stalker here yipping at my heels and being a bitch, i don't need two.

    ms snarky, i usually do research, cut me some slack,'k?

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  26. Is Debra Messing big enough of a star that a film production would put up with this? Not really A list, and you would have to be a damn big star to have husband and kiddy along for the shoot.

    I also don't think it could be NK and HB as their kids are too young to be affected by this.

    Madonna would fit, but she's on her world tour now and Guy is promoting his new film so that doesn't fit with filming.

    I'm not much help am I! That incident at the airport must be the clue - who had a meltdown at an airport?

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  27. eh--just about anyone out there could fit this.

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  28. I like the Debra Messing guess. I have heard she is a bitch. she is married and has a child. With a temper like that I am surprised her husband is able to calm her down. I have heard Debra has a bad temper and her co workers on Will and Grace had no love for her. She doesn't come across like that on screen tho. I was thinking Rachel Ray but she doesn't have a kid. Then again I don't think she would listen to her husband, he is just another subordinate to her. I am still thinking on this one.

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  29. molly! I didn't mean you, babe. It's those other people! kisses!

    (and occasionally me when I do the exact same thing!)

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  30. awwww ms snarky, thanks hon. i didn't think you'd be a meanie...lol.

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  31. that quote sounds like madonna. she is fussy about her diet but she's another macrobiotic nut that breaks all the rules when she feels like it. those self injected vitamin/hormone/steroids are making her crankier than ever.

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  32. Warning: Zero research went into this post. Read at your risk.

    Jennifer Garner? Affleck hasn't been mentioned in a while, so I thought I'd throw his hat into the ring. ;)

    I want it to be Nicole Kidman. I'd pay money to watch her throw a bitchfit.

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  33. aw, you guys are so cute.

    The only problem I have with the Debra guess is, what is she currently filming? Are they not done shooting the starter wife? Also, I figured that if he was on the set there should be some pictures of them together there, but a not-so.thorough google search came up with nothing...

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  34. I have some Debra Messing hints I gleaned from Lainey:

    9/5/08: "P.S. Am so over Debra Messing."

    1/27/08: "The hair, the posing, the moment she stepped foot on the carpet, she was EXPECTING to be noticed. Only she had to slap you in the face to grab your attention."

    6/6/06: "I loved him in Will & Grace and he was a gentleman about it too, considering how horribly Debra Messing was rumoured to have treated him. Since when did she turn into such a c-bomb anyway? I'm telling you…these tv bitches man. Too much ambition, not enough talent"

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  37. Besides "The Starter Wife", Debra just completed a movie "Nothing Like the Holiday's". That's it tho.

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  38. I thought of Kate Beckinsale. I've heard a few rumours that she's difficult. She's married, and she has a kid, a little girl of 9 or 10. But I can't find out if she's working on anything right now....

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  39. Excellent research, grace!

    Also, though, I just read over at cele]bitchy that Madonna had all the toilets ripped out from backstage at a France venue, cleaned, then reinstalled.

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  40. grace, well done! who was she talking about in #3? Sean Hayes or Erik M?

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  41. ... what about Brittany the WH0RE w/ the now 'DEAD' acting "career" Murphy Who's *FAKE/FONY/FRAUDULENT/BLACKMAILING "husband" aka CON-jack is* ALWAYS on the "set" of Her *'ACROSS' the WH0RE-ish flicks* and Is also such a DIVA that She has craft services r"Em"ove the crusts from Her "peanut butter sandwiches"?

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  42. I thought Kate Beckinsale as well. Husband, 9 year old daughter, filming several big films this year. Just can't fit the airport clue.

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  43. Anonymous1:19 PM

    Wow, I'd agree with Debra Messing.
    If she slapped me, I'd snap her bitchy little twig neck, though!!

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  44. the item says "traveling with her", which would imply that they are either on tour or shooting on location????

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  45. "Calm before the storm."

    Dead Calm? Nicole Kidman?

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  46. Ice- I thought of Katie too.

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  47. I just can't see Kidman complaining about craft services. She doesn't eat.

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  48. I want it to be Nicole Kidman too.I woud pay money to have the chance to slap that bitch back.

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  49. see, i'd fantasize about slapping her back, but as i sat on my hands my mind would be saying *KA~CHING*!

    show me the money!!!

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  50. I'd say Debra Messing. She's got a background as a total lunatic with an atrocious temper, and she's never done anything to dispell that rumor. Lainey definitely hates her.

    I'm sure Nicole is a gigantor snob, but she doesn't strike me as a psychopath, personally. I can't picture her STRIKING anyone.

    Liz Hurley's a great guess too, but what are her current projects? Messing's got that new mediocre show -- plenty of peons and coworkers to piss off.

    To second many of your sentiments: I've never liked her, either. Will and Grace was ridiculously overrated.

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  51. I like the Kate Beckinsale guess. She seems like she would be a snot-nosed bitch, but I don't think she has a "legendary temper."

    Liz Hurley works, depsite the actual size of her kid. However, I am going to go with the Debra Messing guess.

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  52. Is there an actress in Hollywood who played a character named Storm? One who has a recent child and a husband? One who is on work right now? One who is famous for being bitchy and smug? Hmm? Perhaps? Am I taking crazy pills, or is no one guessing what I'm guessing?

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  53. bluedye: Halle isn't married.

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  54. Anonymous7:22 PM

    What's Christina Aguilera up to these days?

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  55. This totally NK...Urban has basically given up his career to be with her... She is known to have a severe temper (unless he's around) and to say that Lainey dislikes her is an understatement - Granny Freeze, anyone?? :)

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  56. Anonymous11:54 PM

    my first thought was Julia Roberts

    I don't know why. She just looks like she would slap the crap out of anyone who irritated her enough.

    I would imagine this has to be someone with a LOT of clout in her career to still work with this behavior

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  57. I am going with Rachel Ray, the boozer, and her little one as her dog.

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  58. I worked on set with Debra Messing..I think I caught her on a good day..but i could totalllllly see this. she freaked out on a little kid.

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  59. Carla Bonner.
    I always thought her face was set in a really bitchy way!

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  60. Carla Bonner.
    I always thought her face was set in a really bitchy way!

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  61. "Warning: Zero research went into this post. Read at your risk."

    LOL! Are we going to all have to start posting disclaimers?

    Warning: The following comment is agreeing with many previous ones, so don't read if repetition offends you.

    I vote Debra Messing. She is empty behind the eyes. She scares me.

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  62. My vote is on Madonna.

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