Now It's A Fairytale
This pregnancy of Nicole Kidman's keeps getting better and better. Not content with just going about her daily business, instead we are treated to incessant stories about her pregnancy. This time she has even turned her pregnancy into some kind of Australian mythical miracle. In an interview with The Australian Women's Weekly, Kidman said the reason she didn't have much of a baby bump is because she is so tall. Uh huh.
"I'm so lucky I'm so tall, so I carried small. Also, I have to say, I had a birth that I was blessed with, a labor that was very good and a baby that was very good to me in that regard."
Well sure the baby was good to her in that regard because I'm not convinced it actually came out of her, so, yes, it was probably a very easy labor. The other thing that gets me about that quote is how formal it is. There is no joy or emotion in her words. It's like she's a doctor describing a procedure. Probably a procedure she was there watching.
But, none of the above or any of the crap she has spewed before compares with this little ditty. That's ditty, not Diddy. A ditty is a tale, Diddy is a man ho.
So, what kind of story is she spreading? Well she says that during the filming, she and six other women all went bathing in these waterfalls. Only seven women went, and all of them got pregnant. Wow, isn't that the greatest coincidence in the history of the world. Oh, and Nicole's baby? The only boy. Yep, he's the chosen one of the 7 babies. I guess maybe at some point he is supposed in life he is supposed to get the other six pregnant so they can continue the legend.
Umm, don't you think that someone like People or the publicity department for Australia would have latched onto this compelling human interest bit and made a story about it? None of the other six women has ever mentioned it? Did Nicole swear them to secrecy? Again, I think she talks way too much about this pregnancy. Everytime she opens her mouth, it just makes me believe her less. Just go on with your life and I'll wait until the kid turns 18 and the DNA test. Then you can say that one day you woke up pregnant and that you think it was Xenu who did it, but you were afraid to say anything.
"I'm so lucky I'm so tall, so I carried small. Also, I have to say, I had a birth that I was blessed with, a labor that was very good and a baby that was very good to me in that regard."
Well sure the baby was good to her in that regard because I'm not convinced it actually came out of her, so, yes, it was probably a very easy labor. The other thing that gets me about that quote is how formal it is. There is no joy or emotion in her words. It's like she's a doctor describing a procedure. Probably a procedure she was there watching.
But, none of the above or any of the crap she has spewed before compares with this little ditty. That's ditty, not Diddy. A ditty is a tale, Diddy is a man ho.
So, what kind of story is she spreading? Well she says that during the filming, she and six other women all went bathing in these waterfalls. Only seven women went, and all of them got pregnant. Wow, isn't that the greatest coincidence in the history of the world. Oh, and Nicole's baby? The only boy. Yep, he's the chosen one of the 7 babies. I guess maybe at some point he is supposed in life he is supposed to get the other six pregnant so they can continue the legend.
Umm, don't you think that someone like People or the publicity department for Australia would have latched onto this compelling human interest bit and made a story about it? None of the other six women has ever mentioned it? Did Nicole swear them to secrecy? Again, I think she talks way too much about this pregnancy. Everytime she opens her mouth, it just makes me believe her less. Just go on with your life and I'll wait until the kid turns 18 and the DNA test. Then you can say that one day you woke up pregnant and that you think it was Xenu who did it, but you were afraid to say anything.
