Random Photos Part One
I bet you never thought Steve Schirripa would ever get the top spot in the photos. Well, neither did I, but when you are on set with The Muppets, the rules change. Brand new Muppets. It is called A Muppet's Christmas.
Why does it always seem like Benico del Toro has been awake for 10 days straight and smoked 100 cigarettes each of those days.
For a second I thought I had saved a Craigslist posting, but it turns out it is from the Betsey Johnson fashion show.
Carol Alt on the runway. She didn't actually get to walk the runway though. The photographers just wanted to remind her what she used to do, and how famous she was, and to try and make her cry before returning to her seat.
Kind of sucks when it is your huge day. You are the number one singer in Asia, and you are coming to the US, and you have a broken arm in a cast for the photos. I think she should have manned up, cut the cast off for the photos and then got it redone.
Or you can get this guy to try and hide it.
Goodness, Ben Kingsley is not letting this one get away.
Bruno Tonioli is a judge on Strictly Come Dancing in the UK and Dancing With The Stars here. I think he is overestimating his length, but hey, whatever makes him feel better.
Just because it must be all of about two weeks since Emmanuelle Chriqui has been in the photos.
Do you want to know when you have abused self tanners?
When you are ten times darker than the lady from Something About Mary.
What do you think the boys in Iron Maiden have to say about Demi Lovato wearing their shirt? Do you think she knows who they are?
Yeah, yeah Claire Danes and Julianna Marguiles. They look great, blah, blah. See the woman behind them. I will bet you anything she reads this blog, because she is just enjoying the fact that she is ruining this shot. If she's not a reader, someone must know her. Tell her to read, because she already made the photos.
I am going to make the over/under on the time needed to get into these pants ten minutes. Do you think it is over or under that amount of time. For those of you who have a significant other who gambles on football, you now can speak knowledgeably to them about a favorite bet. "What is the over/under of the game honey?" I am full service here people.
Gerard Butler getting his groove on.
And doing his Bill Clinton impression.
Edward Norton doing his I am better than everyone impression.
Ethan Hawke cleans up pretty nicely doesn't he?
So does Jamie Lee Curtis. I like her. I just think she has maybe been too vocal to the point where people don't listen to her anymore.
Jennifer Ellison won the Rear Of The Year award in the UK. Was she the only one who entered?
Jason Dundas has achieved a feat no one thought possible. The first underwater Zoolander pose.
"Yessss. Mommy is a great actress right? Yessss she is. Mommy doesn't need to do porn to make a living right?"
Well, not really porn per se.
And now you can see why everyone dislikes working with Michelle Trachtenberg.
And why everyone loves working with Mark Ruffalo.
No more Anna Wintour photos. I am voting for Linda Wells from Allure.
Ahhh. What the hell. Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth. Let The Hills discussion begin.
Or you could just talk about Jason Statham and how is in Spain and how jax is going to be there soon. Hmmmm. Interesting.
Just because I thought I was going to need some extra people. You know. Rose McGowan was filler. Like the stuff in chicken McNuggets.
Look, I know all of you, and I mean all of you, love Rachel McAdams, but you seriously cannot like the way her hair looks.
But no matter what you can all love Phillip Seymour Hoffman's hair. Oh, and Catherine Keener.
Question #1 - What does Jessica Simpson call this? A watermelon
#2 - And this? Wine
Hey, if you are Eva Longoria's father in law, you should get some attention and praise for just being able to function normally.
Tommy Hilfiger looking motorcycle tough.
I just can't figure out if he wants to be a Jet or a Shark.
Stacey Dash. I miss seeing her.
Yes, Rachel Weisz was in here yesterday, but if she wears this everyday, she will continue to be in here. I gave you two of Gerard Butler so this is a fair trade.
