Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Random Photos Part One

My favorite stereotypical socialite is back. Muffie Potter Aston. I honestly thought I would never get to see her again, but here she is so she makes the top spot. If you were going to write a spoof movie on socialites, Muffie Aston would be a name to choose. Does anyone else know anyone named Muffie?

I'm just a Billy Bob fan, what can I say? He is probably in the top ten of people I would love to hang out with for a night.
You know what is worse than being labeled a guest in pap photos? Not being labeled at all, especially if you actually showed up with someone which she did.
Well it is Billy Bush, so nothing he does at this point would surprise me.
Andy Richter almost got the top spot. He was at the relaunch of Morton's Steakhouse and as you can see Andy, like me comes prepared to eat.
Still don't like Dakota Fanning but it has been awhile so, here she is.

And I'm sure that box is on ebay this morning.
If seeing Blake Lively once is not enough.
How about Blake and Lori Lively.
Whenever Jimmy Fallon wears a tux, I always expect him to be holding up a card like a limo driver.


This is a breakfast radio show in London, but Gordon Ramsay does look tanked doesn't he?
How come I like posting photos of Gayle King but not Oprah?
Wow, you don't see Ethan Embry for a couple of months and he goes bald. Join the club buddy.
Hope Ted Danson and Patrick Dempsey like each other. I'm surprised Patrick's publicist didn't send over a biking photo or Patrick posing in spandex in front of a mirror.

Jordan Pruit - New York


Jennette McCurdy makes her first appearance in the photos.
I once thought Jude Law should have been the next Bond. I was wrong.
Jon Lovitz and Kristy Swanson would make an interesting couple.
Nut John Lovitz and Tim Allen would make a much more interesting couple.
Maria Bello and her, is that a butterfly on her top?


Lucia Mendez - Miami
Well it is a random photo. I mean Lance Bass and Anna Faris together is pretty random.
Yeah. I'll let all of you handle this one.
Jane Seymour and her daughter.

Matt & Kim - New York




The always lovely Melora Hardin
Does Mariska Hargitay look different to you also?
I didn't notice Brian Austin Green anywhere. Did any of you see him at the premiere of his girlfriend's film?
Hey, in a couple of years they can do meth together and ride in the back of a police car.
How about Robert Buckley to be a Bond, or a criminal at least?


One of my favorite names ever. Piper Laurie.
See that bruise on Olivia Palermo's arm? Yeah. Not a good place. Now everyone will be whispering. "Oooh, she's the girl, with the you know bruise on her arm from_____."
Oscar de la Renta looks great.
The very pregnant Michelle Monaghan.
Why not, it has been a few weeks since I had Shia in here.


She is getting a Swedish fish tattooed on her arm. I'm thinking of getting a tattoo right there also of my favorite drink recipes.
Selma Blair actually looks good. Stoned, but good.
Tell me again why someone as cool as Robin Wright Penn stays with Sean Penn.
I normally like Rosario Dawson, but the practice of taking entire tubes of lipstick and applying them to said lips has to stop.