Thursday, October 09, 2008
According to the folks over at The Enquirer who, in my opinion blew the Jamie Lynn Spears story, but who I still have great affection for are reporting that Avril Lavigne and her husband Deryck Whibley are dunzo. Is that word? When did it become appropriate to put z's in the place of the letter s all the time. I'm really waiting for that day when the US starts spelling boys, as "boyz." Anyway, apparently Deryck sobered up or got off his meds or something because he realized that maybe he and Avril are not right for each other. Is she ever right for anyone at anytime?
The Enquirer says he is partying too much because his career is for crap. Well, her career is not exactly rolling along either. I don't know how many more years she can get away with those tweener bubble gum pop songs of hers, but whatever. The Enquirer also said that Deryck had been spotted a club holding some woman's hand. Yep, that is a sure sign of infidelity and a breakup in a marriage. The hand holding. That's why no one wanted to do Hands Across America.
With Avril gone on a world tour, Deryck had no one to turn to except his friends and a bottle. Hey, that sounds like my life. Lucky for Deryck, Avril Lavigne has money so he probably won't have to move back home and live in the basement with his parents. Oh, and update on that. Moving out soon. Yep, and it isn't a halfway house or anything. It actually as a four walls and, gasp, windows.
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18 comments:
Don't care for her music. When she dresses decent she looks nice when she is into her goth/rocker style don't like the way she looks.
Probably both are immature, surprise the marriage lasted as long as it did.
Congratulations on your soon-go-be new abode, Enty. Will you have a cupboard in which to store your Chick'n in a Biscuits?
Congrats Ent!!! Housewarming party? Kegger?
You got a big enough place for us all to come over and watch "The Hills," right?
is our little enty getting married....again????
if true, congrats. if not, smart man.
I have it on good authority that the only thing keeping together in the first place was childish antics and alcoholism.
But did you find a new water bed for the new place? Gotta christen it right Ent.
Aw, Jib, my BFF named her son Calvin after our little friend there.
congrats on the new place enty .. love to see some pics .. funny how karma works, i guess avril really doesnt like his "girlfriend."
so does this mean you can reveal the blinds about them?
Congrats on the new abode, Ent! Where shall we send the housewarming gifts?
Checklist for Enty's housewarming:
* Chicken in a Biskit
* Keg(s)
* Swimsuit (for when waterbed bursts under weight of all of us CDAN-ers)
Congrats, Enty!!! :-D
Please, it's Avril the Brat. Who cares?
I wanna talk about your move, Enty. That's GREAT news!! Congratulations! If you need anything, let us know.
don't forget pastries!
ooh, enty, i hope you got an EXCELLENT deal! i hear it's a buyers market.!
just remember, now that you have a window, to CLOSE THE DRAPES when you get your party on... the neighbors often object to large men dancing around in their underwear for all the world to see!
congratulations, man. we'll all be over as soon as you've moved all the heavy stuff in!
I'll bring the Krispy Kremes!
Bunny, Dane Cook might across the street taking pictures.
Bad Fish: in that case, they're good for at least 2 more years. It starts looking stupid when you hit 30. {snort}
Do I blame him? I guess, a little. Doesn't the dude propose?
Enty, I'll bring the whiskey and the bong...er...."water pipe" for smoking tobacco, of cooooourse.
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