God I Love Mischa Barton
Mischa Barton is a blogger's dream. Not so much that she is out drinking and drugging, but the fact that she is so damn high and mighty about it. Especially the high part. Tell me again what she got that DUI for? Was it for smoking pot or was it just drinking? I really can't remember, but I do know she said she gave up drinking and we know that to now be a lie. She also said she is reformed and would never do drugs. Well according to the people who took that photo, that is Mischa smoking a joint a store opening. A store opening by the way A. Reader that you should have been at. Just a little note because I know she's reading. Hey, she got sick, but she is better now. It happens.
How desperate do you have to be for a joint that you scrounge up some seeds from the bottom of your purse or from your belly button just to have 30 seconds of fun? Come on Mischa. At least if you are going to get your smoke on, do it right. Make people proud of you. Stop by Snoop's house and ask him to roll you one. All you are doing by smoking that little roach is to show people you are either so poor you will take what someone else throws on the ground or you can't go five minutes without any. Oh, and if you blames the vodka you might want to cut back on all those shots you drank. I'm surprised you had the dexterity to roll anything. But hey, at least she didn't drive. I think.
I can't even pay attention to what she's doing because my eyes are glued on those lumps on her back. Mischa, dear, you do not have the body to wear that dress.
ReplyDeleteand later that night she was out back picking butts from the sandtray.
ReplyDeleteI guess she finished off the Bud Light.
ReplyDelete... what "lumps" on Mi-sho' WH0RE-ton? Oh, the lumps on her back... didn't see any on her "front".
ReplyDelete... BTW Ent... BAAAAAAA.
she used to be so fab circa 2004.
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she has horrible style anyway.
Is there any fool in this world that is paying her for anything? Why is she still in the spotlight? When is she going away for good? What utter trash.
ReplyDeletePoor Mischa! The hypocrite strikes again! I thought she didn't like LA so why has she been out partying just about everyday this week?
ReplyDeleteHer arrest was a DUI, driving without a license and possession (she had some pot in her car). But since she made a deal and most of the charges were dropped, my guess is she believes it never happened.
Did she ever finish her alcohol education classes? She has not been in LA for a while. Maybe she'll violate her parole and go to jail!
Daaaaaaamn....y'all are HARSH! In this economy, even the RICH have to fully take advantage of their resources...
ReplyDeleteWaste not, want not, y'all! ;)
She makes me think of a "poor man's Lindsey Lohan. You know she can't afford cocaine, that's why she's sucking beer and weed.
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