Wednesday, November 19, 2008

From Stadiums To Strip Show All In One Year


It was about a year ago when The Spice Girls announced they were reuniting and not long after that after they had made gazillions of dollars that they broke up again. Apparently Mel B must have burned through her gazillions. Well, kids are expensive and if you count her husband as a kid, and I think most of us do, then she would be burning through it at an extra fast clip.

Why do I think she's running out of cash? Because honestly I can think of no other reason why she would agree to perform in a Vegas show as a character called Peep Diva while being surrounded entirely by topless dancers. Well, actually there will be one other person not topless and that will be Kelly Monaco who will play Little Bo Peep. Kelly doing this show I completely understand. It's steady work, its cash and it beats going to auditions all day long.

Mel says that she is really excited to be doing the show. "This part is great for me. As a Spice Girl I would bring guys on the stage and whip them, so I think I've always been slightly naughty."

Well you were with Eddie Murphy so obviously you don't have a problem with kink. Maybe that's it. Maybe she doesn't need the money but needs some kind of spice every night and to be surrounded by a bunch of topless women while all the men in the audience keep asking her if they can be one of Little Bo Peep's sheep.

10 comments:

  1. Wow we as a society are always looking for ways to sink to a new all time low. However it is becoming next to impossible to make a decent living.

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  2. But still possible to sink to an even lower all time low. Peep Diva. Time to lose the loser husband and gain some self esteem. How is she planning to explain her profession to her daughters, (Phoenix Chi and Angel Murphy Brown)? "Mommy has to go whip someone at work, she'll be home before you know it."

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  3. Anonymous12:05 PM

    This is totally the blind about the woman who's husband was burning thru all of her cash....

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  4. Anonymous12:07 PM

    What singer and I use that term loosely is running out of money fast? The reason? Her fairly new husband is now acting as her business manager and using her bank account as his own personal ATM. In the short time they have been married she has lost almost $5M all because of him.

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  5. Yes this is the answer to a blind. Kind of shocked but grateful that Enty didn't keep us guessing for months on end.

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  6. Any woman who lets Gayddie Murphy sex them without a condom is beyond help

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  7. Why do beautiful, talented, famous women hang on to loser husbands? Whats in it for Mel to be with that guy??? Such a shame.

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  8. Kelly Monaco does have a job - she's on General Hospital! Granted, lots of soaps are cutting back their budgets, but, well, just to note.

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  9. This is shocking. I kind of knew Mel B was in the Tara Reid category, but I know Tara Reid's hookups have been about her making money, not about her giving her checkbook away. This is really sad.

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  10. oh so sad. I like Mel B but her judgement re men always left a little to be desired.

    Ditch that loser!

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