
In all the talk yesterday in the gossip world about Michael Jackson allegedly being too sick to fly to London and testify in a case where he is being sued, no one really talked about some of the things that Michael is being sued for. One definitely caught my eye. It turns out that the sheikh who is suing Michael, brought in a guy who calls himself a brain power guru. Apparently this guy can turn on your creative juices and get you in the mood to write. In the past you would have just called a guy who would have brought you drugs, but this is the 21st century.
Michael just could not get it up creatively so to speak so Michael wanted this guy flown in from across the world. The sheikh obliged. Nine times. Each time cost $37,000. Can you imagine a job where you just run through some crap exercises you found in a motivation book and be able to charge people $37,000 a session. If that is not the biggest waste of money since E! gave Kim Kardashian a television show that I don't know what is. OK, giving Jerry O' Connell a show was probably worse.
The guy hired is Tony Buzan. Never heard of him but supposedly he is a big deal in the whole mind mapping and motivational department. Michael was only in Bahrain for about 11 months so this guy must have been coming in once a month. For what? I will tell you how to motivate Michael. Kick his ass. When is the last time you think someone kicked his ass. Keep kicking his ass until he writes a song. Can you imagine sitting around mapping his mind. One compartment for little kids. One compartment for how good he thinks he is. Lets face it. Michael has not been good in over 20 years. No mind mapping is going to change that.