I'm Amazed He Found The Time

So, Gordon Ramsay finally broke down and confessed that he cheated on his wife at least four times with Sarah Symonds. That means it was probably eight times. She also said they had phone sex all of the time with each session lasting about an hour. If you combine that with the rumors running around that Gordon has actually cheated on his wife with four or five different women and he had the same time for all of them, then Gordon was a very busy man. It's no wonder he doesn't spend any time cooking anymore. He has to spend every waking moment taking care of the women he is cheating on his wife with, making sure he isn't caught, pretending he loves his wife, write cookbooks, go on television and be pals with celebrities.

I'm also wondering if Gordon got kicked out of his wife's bed or if he perhaps brought one of his women to the bed he shared with his wife because it seems really strange that the Ramsay's would choose yesterday of all days to throw away a mattress. I mean is that going to be on the top of your list of things to do when your marriage has been thrust into the international spotlight?

And also, Gordon, you are supposed to be smart. I still haven't figured out why he would pick a professional mistress to have an affair with. She has kissed and told before which is how she became famous but you thought she would keep quiet about you. Please. It almost makes me think that subconsciously he wanted to be caught by his wife. He must have known that she would spill it all and she did. Hell she got paid to do it by the tabloids and is trying to get even more out of them now to spill even more dirt.

Meanwhile his wife is all grins and giggles in public. I've talked in the past about how I have hurt people I love and I can't imagine them ever just running out in front of the cameras pretending to be all happy and lighthearted about it. Maybe she is doing it for the kids. I don't know, but either she really is unconcerned or she is one hell of an actress.