Wednesday, November 26, 2008
How many of you have helped with some kind of holiday decorations. I know many of you might not celebrate Christmas but surely you have helped out with some Halloween decorations or taking some kind of rarely used box down from a shelf, the garage or the attic. Everyone has.
See if this sounds familiar. There are two of you. The idiot, in this couple can generally be found at the top of a ladder if you are lucky. If they are not lucky they are swaying precariously on a bar stool while standing on their tip toes trying to reach the box that was shoved six feet above their head about a year prior. The idiot then attempts to lift a 30 pound box with the tips of their fingers while the person down below looks serious, but is in fact laughing their ass off. At this point, the idiot is either successful, falls over or drops the box on the unsuspecting person below.
Well, Jamie Hince and Kate Moss would have us to believe that the black eye, and cuts and bruises they acquired were as a result of Jamie being on a ladder, then somehow dropping the box on Kate Moss and at the same time finding a way to get under the box so it also landed on top of him as well. Umm. This is like watching the Seinfeld re-enactment of the JFK shooting. I don't think its possible, but I have to admit that this is probably the most inventive story I have heard in a long time. Just for that, I am going to give them the first holiday b.s. pass. I don't believe your story, but it is damn good so from now on I will treat it as gospel. To read their explanation click here.
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38 comments:
Is that Stella McCartney in the car with them? I thought she was Miss Healthy Lifestyle these days so what is she doing hanging with them?
kate moss fucking rules.
According to the article, Stella partied with them all night. And Kate's daughter was along for part of the night as well. Look, Mommy's laughing really hard at everything. That poor kid.
And as for the Christmas decorations, who believes that she keeps a house that is orderly enough to have Christmas decorations stowed anywhere but beneath the crack pipe collection in the bathroom? I don't have a clue what really happened but I'm with Enty--I don't think it involved holly and the nativity scene.
I see we have a picture of a drunk Kate Moss. Gee...that hardly ever happens.
I didn't read their story yet, but just by existing, in last 4 months I gave myself a black eye (picking up laundry), a broken middle toe (being a spaz) and another, badly broken toe (yet another spaz moment--I am still limping), so it can definitely happen just tooling around the house. And I was only buzzed one of those times (a toe)!
So I can totally see one person getting banged up for mundane reasons...but two? Dunno.
LOL, Selena! I mangled my toe once, so I know how awful that is. It's so hard to get around!
Coke raged domestic fight turned inventive excuse.
"Back, and to the left.
Back, and to the left.
Back, and to the left."
Pete Doherty would never hit you, Kate.
By the way, where HAS Pete been?
Enty you asleep at the wheel?
its after 1pm and nadda...
hope you don't have the flu!
Nature Girl said it perfectly.
Hey, if you're drinking while decorating this is a hazard of the trade. God knows with the holidays coming up, I for one will be drinking and hanging lights, etc. Don't judge! You don't know my family. Oh dear. I'll shut up now.
I've never seen the appeal of Kate Moss. I just don't think she's attractive.
Good question about where's Pete?
Oh well, where in the heck is Ent? I'm worried. I hope he hasn't started the holiday celebrations without us. I bet he got a headstart with the turkey.
"I bet he got a headstart with the turkey."
that sounds dirty.
I feel like I've been stood up.
Lol Jax!
Im glad she's looking so haggard (she's meant to be in her early 30's WTF?). Drug and alcohol abuse always fucks up your looks, so i dont understand why someone who's career revolves around her beauty would go down that route in such a way. Not to meantion she has a god damn child! When is that woman going to put her daughter first and actually act her age for once?
Pete D is in Portugal. God knows why, but it keeps him out of the tabs.
Enty where are you? It's late over here!
Enty, I hope you are okay. Rain, traffic, whatever else. Stay safe and healthy and come back here when you can. Hope all is well.
Way to go, ENT. Now you don't get Thanksgiving off. We at least want our blind.
Has Nicole Kiddman finally stopped you for good, Ent?
I thought that was Samantha Morton with them.
I just saw Ent - the dancing bowl of ice cream during the Thanksgiving number on Rosie's variety show.
My theory is one person started to take a tumble down the stairs, the other tried to stop it, but they fell too.
I thought that was Kim Basinger. Kate Moss is looking rough.
Holy carp - Kate's looking rough....I LOVE IT! It's good to know that the "beautiful ones" can look just as crap as the rest of us. And I do think she usually looks good & when made up is beautiful.
I have come to expect daily random photos and a blind item! It's now 7:30 pm and...nothing. I'm having withdrawals!
yo ent whats a happening?
i'd say something asshole-ish but something bad might have happened to you so then i'd be the asshole.
and i'm already a bitch.
your not making me look good here.
Oh No! He's in a basement being force-fed cupcakes by Suri! Don't swallow enty, don't swallow!
: ( ... I hope EL is okay. Perhaps he is working on a hot case or something?? Something juicy .. bombshell divorce?? Emergency adoption by Brangelina?? [I kid .. I kid!!]
Well.. EL .. I hope you are okay and there is nothing wrong. And I really hope some Hollywood hottie has lured you down to Cabo for a quickie over Thanksgiving and you are tied to some chair covered in several cases of whipped cream, whilst she is pretending you are pumpkin pie! ; )
I thought it was Courtney Love at first. I love the look on Stella's face.
Happy Thanksgiving to you, Enty, and to everyone here.
I'm not sure about the accident, 'though stranger things have happened. BUT: She's a model. Shouldn't she know about make-up? God knows I would be able to cover it up perfectly.
dude,
i hope that nothing is wrong. :(
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Hope to see you back soon Enty--you must be indulging in all your birthday treats!! Come up for some air soon.
Hope you're OK, Ent -- and have a good story to tell when you get back!
And now I'm off to stuff myself full of delicious food.
Happy Thanksgiving, all. Hope you have a great turkey day and everything's ok with you, Enty.
well i've already had my turkey day being Canadian ..but i'm thankful for celebrities who do stupid things so we can gossip about them and i'm most thankful for our dear ENT - who warms the cold cockles of our hearts every day with his great posts !! Rock on
Okay, now I'm getting worried. Enty, I hope you're okay. Jax, I presume you have Enty's cell number. Feel like giving him a call?
I'm a worry wart too. Where is our Enty? It's been 24 hours and I'm beginning to shake.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. If you happen to get that wishbone, wish for Enty to check in soon!
Yes .. PLEASE .. Jax .. If you can, would you?? I am starting to get very, very worried now. : /
Kate Moss kinda looks like crap without make up and filters. Nothing special.
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