Thursday, November 06, 2008
There are reality shows and then there are reality shows. That seems redundant until you think that Amazing Race which is my favorite is at one end of the spectrum and The Next Mrs. Danny Bonaduce is so far at the other end of the rainbow that there is actually a f**king leprechaun sitting there.
I guess if Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels can find love then so can Danny Bonaduce. Apparently Danny is desperately trying to sell the show because he was just ordered to pay his wife about $200K a year in spousal and child support. For Danny, that means less porn unless he can find a way to make some money.
So, that of course translates into some lucky lady getting the chance to spend eternity with Danny Bonaduce. That sounds appealing doesn't it? Well, I will tell you that if the show does get bought, there will be thousands of women who will do just that. Sure, it might involve actually having to touch him or go on a date with him, but hey, they will get to have their 15 minutes of fame. And you just know deep in your heart there will be someone there who will fall in love with Danny and make him sing Come On Get Happy while they are having sex in the final episode. Of course if the photos in FFF are anything to go by, she will have a tough time getting happy if you know what I mean.
Oh, speaking of having sex in the final episode, I finally watched some of that Bret Michaels show. I saw the last episode and the reunion show. For those of you who didn't watch it, let me quickly summarize. The final two people were a stripper and a tv reporter. Bret, before he could make a decision had to spend one night having sex with the reporter and then the next night the stripper and neither of the two women even saw anything wrong with that.
I realize I am a guy and that I should be ok with it, but I really thought it was wrong on so many levels and was shocked that neither woman even cared.
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30 comments:
ok sex with Bret anytime is wrong on so many levels.
where do they find these women?
who would agree to that?
oh ya a nasty starfucker.
ladies get a clue and some self respect.
at least f*ck Danny Bonaduce.
oops..no trash cans??
i love The Amazing Race too. as for danny, every time i see him now i think of that itty bitty baby bird in that nasty fire bush.
If this was 1990, I would totally do Bret Michaels. However, it's not. Those girls are a whole new level of skank, like, there are skanks, and then there are the women on "Rock Of Love". But I'm glad they're there, because I love that show. And I can't wait to watch "Charm School" with Sharon Osbourne.
Those reality stars are so gross, and the contestants are just bottom feeders.
Rock of Love is great if you are into watching a total trainwreck. I am cause it makes me feel better about my little life! LOL I'll watch this trainwreck too. I watched Breaking Bonadouchebag and that was some crazy shit.
Jax, Blogger's having comment problems (big surprise). If you click on the headline of the post, you should be able to delete your comments there.
Wait wait wait, what happened to Danny's girlfriend Amy he is forever talking about? She's 25 and they've been together since the separation/divorce. Not that that really matters but he squawks about her all the time?
"itty bitty baby bird in that nasty fire bush."
That's the funniest thing I've heard, today, captivagrl.
He is such an ass, at least he was when we worked in Detroit together.
Well thankfully TV networks have high standards and would never pony up the money for something like th-
oh wait
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Regarding Danny the only I thing I can think of is Eeeewwwwwww.
Regarding the Ho's for Rock of Love. Just shows you they are in it for money not love.
No self respect.
I can't look at Bonaduce's picture any longer so I'm off to do laundry and mop my kitchen floor.
Nothing is skankier than that Flava of Love or whatever show, especially the episode when one of the contestants pooped her way up the stairs!!!!
(Sorry, folks, but I'm saddled with that image, too, which I saw on The Soup)
Harriet--
I lovelovelove "Charm School" . . . never does an episode go by where one of the girls misses the opportunity to say, "We all want to fuck a rock star. Sharon Osbourne fucked rock stars, and married one, and managed him!" Classsss.
I watched some of Bonduce's last reality show. I'm one of those people who can't look away from trainwrecks.
Did anybody see Danny on Dr. Phil? I think even Dr. Phil realized there was no helping this guy.
I will never get that picture out of my mind of Danny showing off his miniature soldier. I think that's one of the smallest pickles I've ever seen. I'm grossing myself out just thinking about that pic.
And now VH1 has given a reality show to that skank Daisy, called Daisy of Love. Should carry on the fine level of trashiness we've come to expect from these bottom feeding spunk recepticals.
Oh, and where is Bonnadouche's belly button?
What is that about someone pooping her way up the stairs? Jesus, sometimes I think I'm glad I don't have TV!
I was on reality tv once. Sorta. I was on hidden camera. In belgium. Yep - that's right - I'm famous. LOL.
rock of love and charm school make the basis of our weekly discussions here at work .. and we have all come to the same conclusion, reality bites ..
he was so cute on the Partridge family--what a has-been.
Can we just skip to the end of the season where he and soul mate Carrot Top exchange steroids in a heartfelt ceremony and live happily ever after?
Please?
he's screwed up, but i could never understand the sympathy for his wife who seemed equally screwed up. did some *therapist* actually side with her? the therapist needs help because she's as dysfunctional as he is.
FUCK NO.
Exactly, SelenaK. Answering the title question: No.
Ooh, I've got a list of trainwrecks they should line up for "eternal love", LOL!
How about:
Carrot Top?
Mickey Rourke?
Tommy Lee?
Andy Dick?
LOL!
Ooh, ooh, I know!
Richard Grieco?
SNORT!
I would venture to say anyone interested in dating a bald has been from a hair metal band is probably classless and has no taste in men. The fact that they were going to be used sexually and one *both* of them thrown away like an old sneaker means that's they way they are used to being treated by men. Did anyone think a person of quality would be on that show or Brett near them? My skin crawls thinking about it.
TV has gone to the lowest depths of misery just to rub a couple of dollars together.
I hope this era of reality TV ends soon, just as sleazy talk shows are basically gone now, and they used to rule tv.
where the eff IS his belly button? I'm scurred!
He's sooo gross. His only redeeming quality is the fact that he's funny and he's only funny for like 2.4 seconds before it gets old. What a lame-o.
In other news, gingers scare me!
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