Monday, December 08, 2008

He Deserves $6 Million?


Wow. I thought I had seen greedy families before but Blaaaaake's family takes the cake. Hell, they take the whole damn bakery and then try and get the factory as well. According to The News Of The World which is where I get all my news from, Blake was offered $100K by Amy Winehouse's dad if Blake would agree to divorce Amy. Blake laughed in his face. Apparently Blake has offered to go away if he is given $2M, and promises not to write a tell all book. Well of course he won't because he probably can't even write. After all the drugs this guy has taken, I am actually surprised that he can make a coherent sentence.

Well if you think Blake's offer is outrageous, let's see what his dear old mom had to say. Now, when I think of mother's I like to think of sweet saintly people. Like my mom for allowing her senior citizen kid to live in her basement and keep her snide remarks to one a week when she has been nipping at the tickle pink. If you don't get that one, then you really have never lived. That is all I am saying. Aahhh, screw cap wine.

Blake's mom said that Blake should get $6M from Amy. “Mitch’s $100,000 offer was an insult. Amy’s worth $20 million and Blake’s her husband. He’s entitled to at least $6 million after all he’s been through with her.”

Ummm, hey lady. All he has been through with her? You make it seem like he got the short end of the stick here. He was a no one when he met her. What did he do for her life? Oh yeah. He got her hooked on crack and heroin. Got her to start cutting herself and made her have sex with other women. Yeah, he has been through a whole lot. Hell, if it was not for her he would be living at home with you stealing money from your purse so he could go get some crack.

How in the hell could you ever think he deserves anything? How on earth did he contribute anything to their marriage. Last I checked he was pretty much a miserable loser who got lucky in the lottery of life by convincing Amy to marry him.


16 comments:

  1. yeah, its pretty easy to call that bluff. first of all, he would have to be able to write, as you pointed out, secondly, there would have to be something left to write about, something that would be so shocking it would be worth that amount of money. what are we thinking? We know pretty much everything there is to know about this woman, and nothing would really shock us. Unless, of course, she is the answer to that old blind.. what do you think?

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  2. Ah...Tickle Pink...what about Strawberry Fields? LOL, I miss those Boones Farms days.. :)

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  3. Hasn't he spent most of their marriage in the pokey? I don't really think he deserves anything, but that's me.

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  4. Come on, all these 'celeb tell-alls' are ghostwritten. All he has to write is his name on a contract.

    Amy was into all of that stuff before she married Blake.

    British law on divorce is a straight split on all the assets, unless there are special circumstances, like a very short marriage, or Heather Mills. Blake could well get 6 million, IF there is 12 million left.

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  5. Is there anything left we don't know about her that he can even write about?

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  6. the irony of the last name is not lost on me.

    STFU Momma Fielder, you make me want to punch things.
    like your son and your face to name a few.

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  7. Anonymous11:19 AM

    Was their marriage even a marriage since he was in jail all this time??

    Will he still get money even if he is an ex-convict??

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  8. Although he was the one who introduced her to drugs and threesomes she is an adult and didn't have to do anything she didn't want to. He can't be blamed for her stupidity, hell we all know that crack and heroin is an addictive drug, but she went and took it anyway. That is her dumbass fault. as for the money he needs to take what he can and move the hell on cause don't no one give a damn about his dumb ass, hell most of us don't give a damn about Amy either. both of them need to crawl into a hole and die.

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  9. Momma Fielder's outfits always crack me up.

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  10. I am Lutefisk for now! lol!!

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  11. i agree with enty. amy is a talented person and while she was an adult it was her husbands job to at least warn her about how bad the drugs had fucked up his life instead of giving her the pipe and saying smoke up!

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  12. I hope Blaaaake goes through with trying to get money out of Amy and ends up with nothing. He's a parasite.

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  13. I think when he publicly admitted he got her hooked on the hard drugs, he blew his chance at asking for any of her money.

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  14. Hasn't his family always maintained that she's the one who led him astray?

    Some people just don't like to face reality. I'd like to think if my son did that to someone I would feel shame.

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  15. I don't like violence, but I swear I wish someone would come along and punch this guy in the head. What a creep and what a creepy family.

    Very low-class people. They're common.

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