This Won't End Well

There sure was a bunch of baby news yesterday. Celine Dion said she and her husband were going to start trying for baby soon. Of course this would mean probably he would have to have sex with Celine so I think what she meant to say was that she will start trying to get her husband drunk off his ass every night so he can be tricked into having sex with her. Hey, all she has to do is pretend she is 16 again and he will be all over her.

Then there was the announcement by gold medal winner Kerri Walsh that she is pregnant, and got pregnant while in Beijing on the day after she won the gold medal.

So, with all of that pregnancy news in the air, to me it was the biggest shock ever to see that Anne Heche is pregnant again. Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't her ex get full custody of their six year old son because according to the judge in the case, Anne was, how can I say this, not 100%.

I'm actually shocked that she is still with the guy she cheated on her ex with. Of course the guy she is with cheated on his ex to be with Anne so they probably deserve each other. I love this quote from Anne's boyfriend James Tupper in the Vancouver Sun. "I wish people could meet her in person. She has such a sparkle and such a love for people, and she works so hard. She is so dedicated to all the good things."

I want everyone to save that quote. When they break up, and they will break up, I'm going to pull that quote out from James and compare it to whatever he ends up saying about her when they break up.

Now all of you know I'm a romantic and I don't ever want anyone to break up except for the ones in my Valentine's Day predictions, but let's face it. Anne Heche doesn't exactly have the best track record when it comes to relationships.