Jennifer Lopez Getting Divorced
Yeah, yeah, we have heard it all before, but I finally, finally, finally have someone who has actually spent time with Jennifer Lopez on at least a weekly basis, and sometimes more often. No, it isn't a maid or a nanny or any kind of help. According to the source, Jennifer never wears her ring at home and refuses to discuss Marc Anthony ever. Jennifer is spending more and more time here in LA alone and is working on projects for herself with no input or help from Marc.
My source asked how come Marc wasn't working on these things with her as was usually the case, and Jennifer replied it was because they are getting a divorce.
Gee....there's a huge shocker.
ReplyDeleteIn other news: Nobody gives a shit about Gigantor Badonkadonk and Skeletor so please go away now.
Thank you, buh bye
Can Jennifer love anyone as much as herself? Don't think so.
ReplyDelete...and who would be surprised? she's been divorced 3 other times.
ReplyDeleteDuh. Stevie Wonder could see that one comin'.
ReplyDeleteNext, Mr. and Mrs. Coldplay.
Then the Afflecks.
H'm interesting, both chicks banged: AFFLECK (sound of that duck).
She (and probably him, too) just wants to milk the "are they or aren't they?" publicity for all it's worth before they officially call it quits. She's probably already negotiating the price of her "exclusive."
ReplyDeleteShe is so irrelevant at this point that she should go do a Bollywood movie with Mischa Barton.
ReplyDeleteI hope Daynara Torres is getting a good old laugh out of this. Ha ha ha ... karma is a bitch!
ReplyDeleteSo who's with the kids? I thought she has no nanny.
ReplyDeleteGood. Quit reporting on her now.
ReplyDeleteso which loser will she try to dominate later this year and sucker into marriage? not that anyone cares...
ReplyDeletewell, knock me over with a feather!
ReplyDeleteit's really too bad they reproduced. that's 2 more for future therapy!! those couches sure are going to be crowded in 10 or 15 years!
hey, if you have a kid, encourage them to become a shrink and move to L.A. they'll be able to support you in high style in your old age.
Thanks Enty for not making this another Blind Item. I know she's got another victim lined up to take Marc's place.
ReplyDeletei heard marc anthony was the one to file when he discovered the noise she made during orgasms was someone else's voice.
ReplyDeletebabies don't save marriages.
ReplyDeletemolly - does that mean we finally figured out that J.Lo was MV?
dn - i'm just making that up because i think it's very possible it could be her.
ReplyDeleteAw, dang, bummer.
ReplyDeleteMaybe now she and Ben can get back together. He never looked better.
Molly, LMFAO - that's awesome!
ReplyDeleteenty, i'm not doubting your sources at all, but they sure have made a point of being together publicly.
ReplyDeleteshe spent the wk before the golden globes w/ him on 2 tour dates (well, actually, they were festivals, so it wasn't just him as in sole performer) in colombia, and flew in on the morning of the show. then next thing you know they're on the red carpet, constipation pout, regurgitated dress and all.
hmmm. you know what they say. it ends the way it starts...so i wouldn't be surprised if they're out ho-ing around. esp. her. she's afraid of being alone and can't be manless.
oh this is gonna get good!
LMAO, Molly!
ReplyDelete"She's afraid of being alone..." Exactly right, Pookie. If she's working, then she'd probably be fine - hence, her time in L.A. looking for work.
I don't think she's MV. MV's replacement can sing. The voice we hear on JLo's tunes is barely there.
Can someone please explain or provide a link on MV?
ReplyDeletedon't know what MV stands for either. Anyhoo. They don't want people fighting for their divorce papers, and I can't blame them. We all knew it wouldn't work. JHo is trying to become a Scientolobot and Skeletor is a good *cough* Catholic.
ReplyDeleteMV was an infamous blind item from Nov'06. MV stood for Milli Vanilli, the blind stated that a famous female singer pulled a "Milli Vanilli" with a studio singer who was paid for her silence. This blind has never been revealed and by far is the most scandalous blind item ever!
ReplyDeleteWell... given the length of her previous marriages .. this one was getting rather long in the tooth. So .. not too unsurprising.
ReplyDeleteThe one thing I have to wonder is how the hell these serial marry-ers can stand the drama when things end. God .. it is like having a roller coaster inside you. They are made of stronger stuff than me .. : /
miss x and jamie's girl -
ReplyDeletehere's the link to the blind item about 'mv':
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2006/11/let-me-preface-this-post-by-saying.html
I always liked Jennifer Lopez. No real reason. But the Skeletor years have been just rotten for her. It looked like he wanted to turn them into the Hispanic Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme.
ReplyDeleteIf she really does get divorced, and her recent image overhaul back to a fashionista sexpot say they will, it will be interesting to see what she does with a reinvention of herself.
It looked like he wanted to turn them into the Hispanic Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme.
ReplyDeletesadly, i'm old enough to know wtf you're talking about and this has me lmao! it explains the 60's hair, too...lol.
She should have stayed with Chris Judd - he was the only one who appeared devoted to her. This is what happens when you marry a man who screwed over his first wife - and his other kids. I happened to like J Lo's first album. I hope she can get some mojo back....
ReplyDeleteCourtenay Cox is starting to look a little bit frozen from the Botox.
ReplyDeleteCourtenay Cox is starting to look a little bit frozen from the Botox.
ReplyDeletesorry for the double post, it didn't seem to work the first time.
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