"Just Wait Until Your Dad Gets Home"
Apparently Amy Winehouse has not been telling the whole truth, and nothing but the truth when she has given interviews to various UK tabloids. It turns out that Amy has been doing drugs almost everyday while on her vacation. And now, Josh Bowman her rugby playing companion has flown back home to get, one can only hope is a fairly massive injection of penicillin and a hefty paycheck from a tabloid for his inside knowledge. Don't even go there. That is not the inside knowledge to which I am referring.
Anyway, in addition to the drug use, according to The Sun, Amy has been notified that she will not be served any drinks at the resort. Does that stop her from getting hammered every day? Nope. She just steals drinks from hotel guests and begs them to give her drinks. Since she is staying at an all inclusive resort, drinks are free. Despite this though, the guests do not particularly care for having their drinks stolen or being preyed upon by a woman every five seconds asking them for another drink.
When you pay $350 a night you just want some sun and fun and not have to worry about being confronted by a drunk asking someone to fill up their flask. Hey, wait a second that sounds like my assistant's job.
Things have got so bad that a tabloid has paid Amy's dad to fly down to St. Lucia just so they can create some more drama and more photos. I'm not sure why the resort doesn't kick Amy out. The only explanation that makes sense is that they have determined that free worldwide publicity everyday plus 30 hotel rooms filled with tabloid writers is worth the craziness of one very troubled singer.
