Which politico adulterer finds many normal objects to be too sexually suggestive, and has to have them removed from his sight while he’s making speeches? Word is he gets too distracted to focus on his notes!
i would say john edwards... bill has got to be giving too many speeches to control stuff like that, and after seeing john's fling (who he is together with now, no?) i can imagine him having some weird fantasies...
'get that bud vase outta here!! oh, and those candles!'
this about has to be bubba or edwards. but is edwards making speeches? i thought he and elizabeth had split and he was holed up with his mistress and his kid.
Sorry...going with any Republican on this one. The Dems eff around all the time...their only distraction would be 'who's hot enough in the audience to warrant a backstage invite?'
A Religious Republican...Mr. Morality...that's what makes this a good blind.
Who? Have no idea...they all seem sexually repressed to me.
It would be too easy to say Bill Clinton, but he's making the rounds.
ReplyDeletewhoever it is: dude, if you can't even look at a vase without wanting to insert it in someone, then it's time to go to rehab...
ReplyDeletebill clinton or john edwards?
ReplyDeletei would say john edwards... bill has got to be giving too many speeches to control stuff like that, and after seeing john's fling (who he is together with now, no?) i can imagine him having some weird fantasies...
ReplyDeleteI guess it can't be the blind NY governor, so that rules one of them out.
ReplyDeleteI was about to say NY Governor David Paterson...buuuut thought better of it.
ReplyDeleteoops.
argh, Twunty, you beat me to it!
ReplyDelete'get that bud vase outta here!! oh, and those candles!'
ReplyDeletethis about has to be bubba or edwards. but is edwards making speeches? i thought he and elizabeth had split and he was holed up with his mistress and his kid.
Annnnd....it's a photo finish maggiemei!
ReplyDeleteSpitzer.
ReplyDeleteJoe Biden.
ReplyDeletemccain...
ReplyDeleteMichael Bloomberg, NYC's mayor.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, but let's find out so we can all go to his next speech and flash our boobs at him!!
ReplyDeletecan't be biden, he isn't known as an adulterer.
ReplyDeletecould be mccain, clinton, edwards, or spitzer tho.
Bloomberg is divorced & has a long-term girlfriend, can't be him
ReplyDeletethat tap dancer Larry...he can't handle looking at collumns and other phallic symbols.
ReplyDeletefucking hilarious.
I would like to know what the objects are that bother him. If this is true, then he should seek help, for sure.
ReplyDeleteGuiliani.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Molly. One of them. Or all of them.
ReplyDeleteBill, I did not have sexual relations w/ that woman, Mrs. Lewinsky, Clinton!
ReplyDeletejudi, probably all of the above!
ReplyDeleteCaroline Kennedy? ;)
ReplyDeleteBased on the link, it's either Bill or Anthony Weiner. If it's the latter, would he not Jizz In His Pants over hearing/speaking his own name?
ReplyDeletebill clinton :)
ReplyDeleteSorry...going with any Republican on this one. The Dems eff around all the time...their only distraction would be 'who's hot enough in the audience to warrant a backstage invite?'
ReplyDeleteA Religious Republican...Mr. Morality...that's what makes this a good blind.
Who? Have no idea...they all seem sexually repressed to me.
The impeached one who has some interesting uses for cigars. What a sick pig he is.
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