Monday, January 05, 2009

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which politico adulterer finds many normal objects to be too sexually suggestive, and has to have them removed from his sight while he’s making speeches? Word is he gets too distracted to focus on his notes!

27 comments:

Unknown said...

It would be too easy to say Bill Clinton, but he's making the rounds.

Cooper's Mom said...

whoever it is: dude, if you can't even look at a vase without wanting to insert it in someone, then it's time to go to rehab...

FrenchGirl said...

bill clinton or john edwards?

Linnea said...

i would say john edwards... bill has got to be giving too many speeches to control stuff like that, and after seeing john's fling (who he is together with now, no?) i can imagine him having some weird fantasies...

twunty mcslore said...

I guess it can't be the blind NY governor, so that rules one of them out.

maggiemei said...

I was about to say NY Governor David Paterson...buuuut thought better of it.

oops.

maggiemei said...

argh, Twunty, you beat me to it!

nancer said...

'get that bud vase outta here!! oh, and those candles!'

this about has to be bubba or edwards. but is edwards making speeches? i thought he and elizabeth had split and he was holed up with his mistress and his kid.

twunty mcslore said...

Annnnd....it's a photo finish maggiemei!

Unknown said...

Spitzer.

Unknown said...

Joe Biden.

J said...

mccain...

helenaonwheels said...

Michael Bloomberg, NYC's mayor.

Dianne P said...

I don't know, but let's find out so we can all go to his next speech and flash our boobs at him!!

Molly said...

can't be biden, he isn't known as an adulterer.

could be mccain, clinton, edwards, or spitzer tho.

lutefisk said...

Bloomberg is divorced & has a long-term girlfriend, can't be him

jax said...

that tap dancer Larry...he can't handle looking at collumns and other phallic symbols.

fucking hilarious.

JS said...

I would like to know what the objects are that bother him. If this is true, then he should seek help, for sure.

Unknown said...

Guiliani.

Judi said...

Yeah, Molly. One of them. Or all of them.

chcj4 said...

Bill, I did not have sexual relations w/ that woman, Mrs. Lewinsky, Clinton!

Molly said...

judi, probably all of the above!

lanasyogamama said...

Caroline Kennedy? ;)

shakey said...

Based on the link, it's either Bill or Anthony Weiner. If it's the latter, would he not Jizz In His Pants over hearing/speaking his own name?

PJ Nelson said...

bill clinton :)

Anonymous said...

Sorry...going with any Republican on this one. The Dems eff around all the time...their only distraction would be 'who's hot enough in the audience to warrant a backstage invite?'

A Religious Republican...Mr. Morality...that's what makes this a good blind.

Who? Have no idea...they all seem sexually repressed to me.

mabel said...

The impeached one who has some interesting uses for cigars. What a sick pig he is.

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