When Tabloids Can't Decide
Sunday night I was standing at the checkout stand in the grocery store and is my custom I scanned all the headlines of the tabloids and weeklies and I saw a headline on one that said "John and Jen's $150M Pre-Nup" which would lead anyone to assume they were about to get married and the only thing holding it up were deciding how to split the money in the inevitable divorce. But, earlier in the day I had read online that John and Jen were done and John had broken up with her again while another report said that Jen broke up with John. You really can't keep up. One friend who read one thing thinks they are right and another thinks they are right because they read something else and the next thing you know the two friends are yelling at each other about Jennifer and John.
Meanwhile, over on the other side of the world, I saw a report that said Amy Winehouse had moved to a different part of her holiday resort so she could have more privacy with her new boyfriend who happens to be a fitness instructor. Yeah, well spend a weekend with Amy and you will never get fit again. Apparently this tabloid thinks Amy is done with her marriage for good and is setting up house with this fitness guy and she will be her new husband after Blake divorces her. OK, well then how come another tabloid says today that Amy applied to see Blake in prison and is desperate to see him and to get him to change his mind about the divorce and wants nothing else but to be with him. It is all very confusing.
