A Bee Gee Impregnates The Housekeeper
Wow, a gossip story about the Bee Gees. Who would have thunk it? It is like we all went to sleep and woke up 20 years ago. Oh, and it is a good one. You know it has to be good if we are bothering to talk about the Bee Gees. Specifically we are talking about Robin Gibb who just had a baby with his 33 year old housekeeper. Oh, the housekeeper lives with Robin and his wife. Oh, and Robin's wife gave her blessing to the sex, but apparently is furious that they are having a baby together and so kicked them both out.
Uh huh.
Got all that? Robin's wife is a Brahman which I thought was just a bull, but apparently is also a religion that says you can't have sex. Well, that sounds a great deal like my marriages but they didn't come up with the whole religion thing, they just said no.
So, Dwina Gibb told her husband he could have sex with whoever he wanted as long as he told her all about it. Sounds like Penthouse Forum, but that is for another story at another date. Anyway, she was thrilled that Robin was doing the housekeeper and the whites had never been whiter and the colors never been brighter.
Dwina, perhaps because she has abstained for the past 20 years or so, may have forgotten the fact that when two people have sex, sometimes the woman in the coupling gets what the medical community refers to as pregnant. Well Dwina hit the roof but didn't do anything about it until the housekeeper got to be about 7 months and Dwina finally figured out she wasn't just putting on some winter weight.
I don't know what Dwina expected, but to me this is kind of an overreaction. If you tell the world come sleep with my husband which she has done in the past, then don't be surprised if someone gets pregnant.
eep, this story has become all the funnier to me since reading on some other site that the wife is "a bisexual former druid priestess", and had "previously given her blessing to her husband's eight-year affair with Miss Yang but now feels 'betrayed'."
ReplyDeletewth!
That's what's going to make you freak out? Seriously? You abstain from sex from you HUSBAND, who goes outside your MARRIAGE to get some, then freak out because someone gets knocked up?
ReplyDeleteI do believe my "kooky" quotient has been filled for a good portion of this year with this gem of a story.
In a weird way, I kind of understand. It's one thing to let your hubby do the nasty with someone else, entirely another for them to have a baby. Babies mean lifelong emotional commitment (to the child, not necessarily each other), and it sounds like she wanted him all to herself.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, it's still all kinds of fucked up.
Nannies are so yesterday. The housekeeper is where it's at today.
ReplyDeleteoh, and note to self.....DON"T BECOME A BRAHMAN!!!!!!!
This ridiculous story is too funny.
ReplyDeleteThanks for making my day Enty!
Why does she have to be a heartbreaker?
ReplyDeleteWhen he was being what she wants him to be?
Suddenly everything he ever wanted has passed him by.....
That story just gives me the heebee Bee Gees.
ReplyDeleteI mean, heebee geebees.
Well, I had a good friend here in Miami (the BeeGees live here most of the year) who knew them. She had a very long affair with Maurice, the twin that died a few years ago even though he was married. She used to tell me all kinds of crazy stories about Dwina, which I mostly didn't listen to cause I thought she was embellishing. Not so much, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteFunny and weird story lol.
ReplyDeleteI remember seeing Robin in an interview many, many, many years ago where he very proudly discussed that he lived with his wife and her lesbian lover and they were all very, very happy together. They've never had what one would call a conventional marriage, so don't know why she's kicking him out at this point. Unless the housekeeper nixed the idea of sharing Robin with the wife?
ReplyDeleteThat story just gives me the heebee Bee Gees.
ReplyDeleteI mean, heebee geebees.
LOL Ror!
I'm with Enty, I thought Brahman was a breed of cattle. Definately some bull, there.
it's a hope for every groupie in the world!
ReplyDeleteAh srsly, I thought robin gibb was a woman. My mistake.
ReplyDeleteyou cna't make things like this up!
ReplyDeleteThe wife had a lesbian lover, but can't have sex? I don't understand.
This is one weird story.
ReplyDeleteI love the Bee Gees, though.
Seeing a picture of Andy can still make me teary. Barry was always my fave though.
ReplyDeleteRobin should be happy the "bull" kicked him out.
oh honey, if you an't going to eff your man someone else will.
ReplyDeletenow go watch the L word and let Robin play.
Was Robin the one who was also married to Dusty Springfield, or Maurice?
ReplyDeleteWhy would you even marry someone who refuses to have sex with you? I sure you can still sleep with all those other people!
ReplyDeleteI heard that Robin was blaming it all on the nights on Broadway
ReplyDelete(If you get that, you're old, like me!)
Shakey, I think you're thinking of Lulu, who was married to Maurice.
Also, I wonder if this religion doesn't believe in sex, then, um, how do they survive as a church? At least Mormons and Catholics realized the more you breed, the more you get in the church!
"the woman in the coupling gets what the medical community refers to as pregnant"
ReplyDeleteLOL!
I still think this open marriage bullshit just gives your spouse the opportunity to date around until he finds your replacement.
ReplyDeleteThe song that is blowing through my mind is "Tragedy." I'll go back to lurking now :)
ReplyDeleteSince when is "Brahman" a religion?
ReplyDeleteThe BrahmIns are a caste of Hinduism, and they certainly do have sex, and lots of it.
This woman's stolen a name from another faith and created a one-woman religion where she makes the rules.
Such bullshit!
Sounds like Robin put himself in a much happier and satisfying relationship.
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