It's Too Late Taylor Swift

This post really has less to do with Taylor Swift than just a natural reaction. So, if you despise Taylor Swift or just wish someone would shine a bright light into her eyes so she would open them up completely, than you can still read this post. Seriously, I have seen Taylor Swift with her eyes completely wide open so this whole Jennifer Lopez smoky eyes thing she has been doing lately where she looks as if she is struggling to open them even slightly is really starting to annoy me.

Anyway, Rolling Stone, showing they have really no relevance as a magazine anymore decided to put Taylor on the cover of their latest issue. Because she was on the cover they decided they might as well go ahead and interview her as well. Since Ben Fong Torres wasn't available to suggest Stillwater we ended up with Taylor talking about boys and relationships she hasn't had and forgetting she isn't 16, but in fact 19.

But, the quote that is really the point of this post is that in response to a question about whether she has sex or not her answer was, "I feel like whatever you say about whether you do or don't, it makes people picture you naked," she says. "And as much as possible, I'm going to avoid that. It's self-preservation, really."

Umm. Honestly, now that you said that everyone is going to picture you naked. I had never really wanted to or even had a thought in my head to picture you naked, but now I will probably end up doing it everytime I see your picture because you said what you said. If you just had said, "yeah, I f**ked a Jonas Brother," we would have all just gone on with our lives. I don't think any of us would have had the stomach to actually picture the two of you having sex or naked and so everything would be fine. But human reaction is that if you say it we will imagine it. Don't believe me. Daniel Craig naked. See? Now you are thinking about that shot of him in the bathtub I posted a long time ago or the photo of him coming out of the ocean. See? You did it to yourself Taylor. And no, not like that. Get your minds out of the gutter people. See? Now you are picturing that.