Jamal Anderson Snorts Coke Off A Toilet Tank
Most of you probably have no idea who Jamal Anderson is. It doesn't really matter for the sake of why I am posting this item, but to satisfy the curiosity he was a running back for the Atlanta Falcons who had one great year. It was the year they went to the Super Bowl and he did a dance called the Dirty Bird when he scored. Since then he has lived off his NFL money and was and analyst for ESPN last season. You know? The company owned by Disney. The family company. The company that, oh never mind.
Anyway, Jamal and a male friend of his were at a club in Atlanta at about 3am Sunday morning when they decided to take a visit to a restroom stall together. No, this isn't going the way of a Russell Brand story. At least I don't think so. Apparently the restroom was not empty when the two began doing whatever it was they were doing and a fellow restroom user alerted an off duty cop who was at the club.
The off duty cop went into the restroom and saw Jamal and his companion snorting a white powder off the toilet tank in a bathroom stall. Look, I don't care who you are. You need to go to jail for a long time just for ingesting anything into your body after it has been sitting on a toilet tank in a public restroom in a bar. In a men's room. I get disgusted just thinking about what could have been on that tank. And they were snorting something off it into their bodies?
“The patron had heard what he thought was sniffing from inside the stall and told the off-duty officer. The officer went into the restroom, heard the same sniffing and peered over the stall door. He saw Jamal Anderson and Mark Hudson sniffing two lines of powdered cocaine off the back of the toilet.”
And to finish off the night they were going to smoke a joint. One was found in Anderson's pocket when they arrested him. I'm guessing the people over at Disney won't be inviting Jamal back anytime soon to his old job. Although, I have always wondered what made those employees at Disneyland so damn happy.
His career is in the shitter!
ReplyDeleteThe little asshole who reported sniffing sounds needs an ass whoopin', just for being a pussy.
ReplyDeleteGreat, he's got blow and skank up his nose. He is going to get flesh eating disease for doing unsanitary stuff like that.
ReplyDeleteI've seen people in the town where I live snorting meth off the toilet tanks many a time. I actually check the tanks when I go into my favorite bar to see if the meth heads have been at it again.
ReplyDeleteMost toilet paper holders are round now so you can't hack a line up on them. What's a poor celeb to do?
ReplyDeleteI've seen coke crumbs and residue all over the place in bar/club ladies' bathrooms as long as I can remember!
ReplyDeleteThe toilet paper older is a good spot, apparently.
And who is ever surprised to hear sniffling in a bathroom stall at 3;00am in a bar/club restroom, anyway? Sheesh.
They have toilet tanks? That's truly throwing me off. Any public john I have seen lately are just a shitter with a flush post.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, am I alone here? LOL.
I don't think that someone who is fiending for a line or two cares too much about what they snort it off.
ReplyDeletethere was bar in london i went to years ago that had one stall at the end without a toilet. just a small shelf made of glass at the end.
ReplyDeletethe local i was with told me that the 'hoover closet' LOL.
who was the asshole who snitched to a cop about some sniffing he heard in the bathroom of a nightclub at 3am ... what a tool ... let people do what they want as long as they aren't hurting anyone and keep it to yourself
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