Monday, February 23, 2009

The Vanity Fair Party

Anna Paquin
Christina Applegate
Claire Danes
Diablo Cody
Debra Messing
Gwen Stefani & Gavin Rossdale
Halle Berry
Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer
Jessica Biel (she changed out of the napkin, so I put her in again)
Jada Pinkett Smith & Will Smith
Kate Beckinsale
Madonna
Keith Urban & Nicole Kidman
Reese Witherspoon
Uma Thurman
The Deschanel sisters

36 comments:

  1. Gwen is back to her weeaboo tranny look. Ugh.

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  2. Alot of single ladies out there.

    BTW Madonna's new face looks great, on the 16 year old she stole it from, lol

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  3. Hate Claire Danes dress.

    Holly didn't look so good last night. Maybe she was tired.

    Jessica Biel still looks tacky in both dresses.

    I like Jada's look. I wonder why she's wearing braids. Is it for a movie or are they back in style?

    Nicole Kidman is hunched over in this picture as well as all of her pictures for the Oscars. I noticed it even when she was on the stage.

    Reese looks awful in that dress. She looks like she's wearing scarves.

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  4. jade pinkett looks like a man in every picture i see. she just never quite looks right to me.

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  5. Zooey's sister (Emily?) is hot.

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  6. when did little ana paquin grow up?!

    you GO applegate, aniston and beckinsale! WOW!

    i'd like biel's dress save the gold belt. eww.

    jada looks like she will cut you.

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  7. uh oh! Aniston looks knocked up! with that sweetie pie look on her face...lol. either pregnant or about to get dumped again.

    Applegate, damn girl!

    Madonna looked like the morning after.....the morning after.

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  8. Hey Brad! Look at me! I'm with a man! I'm happy! I'm ever so happy! Can't you see that?!? Where you going Brad?!? Come back here! I'm not done showing I'm over you!

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  9. Damn Anna Pacquin looks hot!

    And so does the Emily (Deschanel)

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  10. Damn Anna Pacquin looks hot!

    And so does the Emily (Deschanel)

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  11. I'll see your Emily and raise you two Zooey's.

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  12. I cannot help thinking of Jada being more of b_llbuster than Vadge. She not only can squeeze 'em dry. She'll crush 'em too. That woman scares me. Cutting you is the least of the worry.

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  13. ihpguy: that's a tough call...can I get one Zooey, one Emily...and me, of course?

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  14. That's the best Madonna has looked in ages. The new doo helps.

    Wow, Jessica struck out with both dresses.

    Halle's dress didn't do her justice. Ooops, I guess I shouldn't use the word "justice" when referring to Halle. Sorry.

    Christina looks very nice.

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  15. I think Madonna shares the steroids with A-rod

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  16. Jennifer Aniston will never be able to do anything without people thinking its motivated by her divorce. I think its the public who need to let it go, not Jen A.

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  17. Right? I mean, who hasn't been the unfortunate victim of an upgrade here? But yet the public have this weird fascination with stickin it to her and rubbing it in her face.

    I'm gonna have to call a Marc Anthony here and say I like her. You may throw the celebratory tomatoes now.

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  18. Vadge looks so good from the banked-up Brasilian skin cream that Jesus has been supplying to her. Why do you think she's been keeping him looked up and showing those thighs of thunder. She is milking that poor boy dry. Trust me, I'm down here for Carnival right now, I know ALL ABOUT the skin creams that they have in RIO DE JANEIRO. I'm milking a 29 year-old myself right now. Those dabs do me two or three times a day.

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  19. What was Reese Witherspoon thinking? Did she not have a stylist? Last year she was post-Ryan and looked incredible. And now last night? Can someone snag the interview with her stylists? Or was Jake playing Barbie dress-up instead?

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  20. Jada chooses to look hardcore. Every so often I'll see a picture of her and she looks like an elegant lady. Also one day I heard an interview with her on the radio and she was very intelligent.

    Both the look of elegance and a hint of intelligence is rare for her.


    Why she's only comfortable presenting the harshness I don't know but it is an embarrassment next to Will.

    Then again maybe that's what their marriage is really like.

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  21. How come the Baby Jesus is not in the photo with Madonna?

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  23. Diane we think Madonna and B.J. are the answer to today's B.I. about the guy who was uninvited after he was caught cheating.

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  24. I guess Applegate's reconstructive surgery is going well to wear a dress like that. Good for her.

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  25. Ummm...but isn't is just a fuchsia napkin now? With a ring and everything!

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  27. Christina Applegate-Stunning

    Saw her EX in Prom Nite on video,
    boy he sure plays meeeen like a natural.

    Madonna needs some kind of translucent sleeves down to the elbow.
    Would that be so goldarn hard to design?At ALL times in public?
    Oh I forgot, she's surrounded by folks tlling her how great she looks.

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  28. jada's make-up is all wrong, too.
    i actually have a pic of her from about 8 years ago where she looks really pretty (i cut out the pic because i wanted to have a copy of the dress she was wearing made for myself, i was MUCH thinner then). so why this tough bitch attitude, i dunno.

    did nicole steal that dress from her chanel commercial and have the train cut down?

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  29. Love Christina Applegate's look.

    Not feeling this dress on Claire Danes.

    Tranny Gwenny is back in full effect.

    Don't like this dress on Halle.

    Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer look so uncomfortable. Look how stiff he looks.

    Jessica Biel is 0 for 2.

    I love Jada's dress.

    The dress Kate Beckinsale wore to the Grammys, she should have worn to the Oscars.

    Nice dress on Reese. Lots of royal blue/black at the Oscars.

    Uma Thurman-Dress would have been nicer with a longer hem.

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  30. Isn't that the CoS logo on Will Smith's lapel?

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  31. Agree about Aniston comments -
    either knocked up or clinging on to Mayer for dear life.

    I love the Deschanel sisters. They seem like they would be so much fun.

    Diablo Cody needs a stylist or a shopping trip to Neiman Marcus.

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  32. Diablo's really toned down her style from last year. Looks like she's taking style tips from Patricia Arquette.

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  33. Anonymous11:49 PM

    Christina Applegate looks gorgeous. Love her!

    Not feeling Halle's dress. It makes her look like a rectangle.

    Did Kate Winslet and Reese Withespoon both order a blue dress with a long black lace curtain attached? Did they cut up one dress and share it?
    It looks like something a Sicilian grandmother would wear. On her head.

    Is Kidman always in white with feathers anymore? It's amazing, beautiful, but I think she is recycling the same dress over and over.

    Jessica Biel has an amazing talent for missing it with a dress. She never gets it right. What a shame for a woman with a pretty face and incredible figure.

    Fire your stylists, ladies.

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  34. Seeing Jen Aniston at the Oscars is like finding a polar bear in the jungle- it doesn't fit. That said, she was invited to bulk up the glam factor...but still. Smacks of nostalgia TV and repetitive rom coms to me. And the John Mayer thing? Who even cares

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  35. Uma's had her eyes done and she looks wonky now.

    Applegate has cajones -- she is one bold woman who puts it out there and is proud of who she is. We could all learn from her strength and beauty.

    Madonna has definitely softened her facial features with more facial injections, but those arms are scary.

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