Tuesday, February 24, 2009

What Is Mischa Barton Reading?


You know it is going to be a great day for snark when you can start it off with some Mischa Barton. In her never ending attempt to keep herself relevant and out there she will do absolutely anything to stay in the news. Look, I know lots of you would wish she would go away, but we really need to have these characters around to provide us some comic relief. We can't always count on just one person, we need several to keep the comedy running.

Anyway, Mischa has taken to her blog again. I thought she was going to post about how Maxim published more half naked photoshopped photos of her, but instead she blogged to set the record straight about how all of the world's press seems to be focused on her sudden weight loss. Ummm. Mischa. I have seen some articles about some other people including she who must not be named, but nothing about you.

I know you want there to be people and press that care about whether you gain or lose a pound or two but they haven't written anything because they don't really care. Now, I know you are very close to your mom and so what I suspect happened is that she went to a joke shop and got some fake newspapers printed up with you on the front page so you would feel special and important, but no one actually cares.

I know, it's sad. You thought you were going to be a huge movie star and instead you go from city to city trying to make a buck and get free stuff and no one seems to notice.

Here is how Mischa addressed to all 10 of her fans. Yes, 10 on her site about why she has had this sudden weight loss.

Things are really well in Mischa world and I've just been watching what I eat. I still love my pilates and yoga, and have cut back on fatty foods a bit. My time in India and Paris really just helped me lose a little bit of weight but there's nothing drastic going on!

Thanks for sharing where you have been. I didn't realize there was a place called Mischa World. How much is admission?

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