I'm Pretty Sure It's Hard For Chris Too
Gwyneth Paltrow gave an interview to Life & Style which just have been crapping in their pants to actually get to talk to a celebrity who doesn't make their living on MTV. Yes, we may not always like Gwyneth, but she is still a celebrity. In her interview which was probably conducted on a red carpet and not like a sit down thing, Gwyneth said that being married to Chris Martin was really hard, and that despite what it may look like on the outside to all of us "everyday people" that it isn't perfect. Gasp. A marriage that isn't perfect? Nooooo. We all thought that being married to Gwyneth was just the easiest thing in the world. I mean she seems extremely low maintenance right? Uh huh.
"It's hard! Nothing is as good as it looks. Life is complicated, and there are always issues to overcome.
"We're brutally honest with each other. Even if, God forbid, we weren't together in ten years or whatever, I think we're like a family."
Like a family? Holy crap. Did she just say that they were like a family? Lets see. Husband, wife, a couple of kids. Like a family? What exactly is her definition of family? I can't wait until the next installment on GOOP so she can define it for us all because I'm sure it's a doozy.
Oh, and Gwyneth was worried after she spoke to the magazine that Chris would kill her for talking about her marriage to the press. Well, Life & Style is a very loose definition of the word press, so she shouldn't have to fear much. Plus, it isn't exactly like they are a family or anything. Wait. They are like a family, just not a family. Got it now.
