Monday, April 13, 2009

Madonna Really Wants Mercy


So, over the weekend Madonna decided to send an e-mail to a newspaper in Malawi listing all of the reasons why she would be a great mother to Mercy. She also included the most airbrushed photo I have seen of her. She probably wanted to send the e-mail last week after she had to leave the country, but I'm pretty sure it must have taken a team of CGI experts months to airbrush this photo. I also love how everyone else in the photo is just a little fuzzy and the only person who stands out is Madonna.

I think the e-mail is just her way of saying she gave it her all and a way to lay a huge guilt trip on the country. Oh, and a huge ego boost. Why didn't she just send a normal photo of her with Mercy instead of this retouched photo? Maybe she thinks the people in Malawi haven't heard of photoshop and this is what she really looks like.

Plus, she pretty much says that Malawi sucks as a country.

'I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible.

I'm not sure what the loving family environment is since I never see her with her kids, but I am sure Mercy will get the best boarding school in the world.

25 comments:

selenakyle said...

Gyaaahhhh!

Bleccchhh.

nancer said...

i hate this bitch.

sunnyside1213 said...

I have never seen her appeal.

mooshki said...

If she's so concerned about Mercy, don't you think she'd be looking at her? Madonna redefines narcissism.

Goodgrief said...

I think Madonna would be hard pressed to find anyone she loves more than herself. I can't stand her. I say let the bitch beg, plead and grovel awhile longer before she can have Mercy.

CDAN Mod said...

i hope that she is not allowed to get another child.

she also had those old man hands touched up. one would need to find a pap pic to get the real deal on her hands. lmao!

JJ said...

She looks like Faye Dunaway.

MontanaMarriott said...

Wow, how "MADONNA AND CHILD" of her. It even looks as if she is glowing, wtf?!!?

Hotseat said...

she knows there are a shitload of black babies in america waiting to be adopted, right?

GladysKravitz said...

If Macy's won't sell you Lancome, you just go to another store. Madonna just needs to learn where to shop. There are plenty of third world countries that would be happy to sell her a baby.

Pookie said...

^yeah. what Gladys said.

Anonymous said...

She must badly want the keys to the Pearly Gates LOL.

califblondy said...

JJ, I thought the same thing. I never in a million years thought they resembled each other, but in that picture Madonna looks like she's just about ready to start bitching about wire hangers. She needs to knock the hell out of the airbrushing people. That shit is terrible.

I wonder if she really wants the little girl that badly, or just hates being told NO??

mikey said...

califblondy - she justs hates being told no AND now she thinks she looks like a fool to the public. That's what is really bothering her; she didn't get her way and show the public how she saved Mercy.

figgy said...

Why does she even want another child anyway? She has three already, and she's 50, sheesh.

I can't WAIT till Lourdes is old enough to start really getting into trouble. Any day now, I should think.

ardleighstreet said...

OK Madge has been seen recently with Lordes and David but I have NOT seen her recently with Rocco.
Is he stuffed in the background because he won't make a good photo op? Maybe Madge has him shoved in a room as forgotten as Parisite does her puppies.

Too bad the photoshopper didn't help out her Mummy hands.

selenakyle said...

Rocco prolly only want to be with Daddy, not Mummy.

Heh, heh...can't say as I'd blame him, if so!

Judi said...

They don't give black babies to white parents.

Judi said...

They = US authorities.

Wil said...

Gag ,, please. She is just using the child and Malawi rejection of her adoption of the child for more publicity. She needs to be front and center 24/7 just like the moment she hit the scene .. what in 1984??

Tired of this dizzy cow and just wish she and her ilk would go away. Media Whores .. even worse .. media whores who have to drag children into their drama. I mean .. did Mia Farrow teach these twits nothing? Classy and quiet .. do your good works in am manner that doesn't scream "HEY!! LOOK AT ME!!! AREN'T I GREAT!?!?!?"

Charlie said...

This woman sicks me out. Isn't rule #1 of adoption that you have to FOLLOW the rules, and choose within a pool of children who're actually cleared for adoption? For heaven's sake.

I'd love to get an estimate on how much her outfit & jewelry cost, plus the cost of photoshopping that picture, and compare the dollar amount to the average Malawi family's income.

Clue-less, and she doesn't give a rat's ass, because it's All Madonna, All The Time.

And Judi, white parent/black child adoptions do happen in the US. I know of one firsthand and the white adoptive mother has health problems to boot, AND it happened in a not-so-progressive part of the country.

bionic bunny! said...

sunnyside1213 said...
"I have never seen her appeal."

that's the understatement of the year!!!

mooshki said...

"Madge has been seen recently with Lordes and David"

I don't remember seeing her with him much until she started trying to buy Mercy. She just uses him for pr.

Jerry said...

I'm pretty sure it must have taken a team of CGI experts months to airbrush this photo.Or a 13 year old geek who could have done it in four minutes.

"I have never seen her appeal."She doesn't appeal. She just looks at you until you give her what she wants.

DomBarbie said...

They won't adopt to her because she didn't live there for the required period of time prior - WELL MOVE ALREADY MADONNA!!!!!

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