Mariah Carey Isn't Pregnant. Just Having An Awful Day
Yesterday, I wasn't the only site to run that truly awful photo of Mariah Carey. Lucky for her most sites just attributed it to pregnancy and so gave her a break. Ummm. According to her she isn't pregnant and blames the dress, her hair, her weight and everything else for looking like crap. Apparently Mariah reads gossip sites religiously and so right after the pictures started emerging she kept doing that whole Twitter thing. Well, lets face it, Mariah wasn't really Twittering she had Nick do it. How do I know she had Nick do it?
"I don't know what was worse, the bleak angles and bright peach dress ... or the b.s. commentary/blogs, but Nick looked cute."
Uh huh. Nice of Nick to throw in the last line about himself. He doesn't have to worry about her reading it though, she just looks at the pictures and has someone read to her.
"And if I gained a few pounds.. my trainers back living with me again."
I don't think she looks fat. She is 40 years old. She just looked completely different from the way she usually looks. Maybe we are so used to her dressing like an 18 year old hooker that when she actually wears something that could be considered almost churchable clothing she just looks odd. So, no fear for now. Mariah is not reproducing. If she got pregnant it would involve having sex with Nick, and I am still not convinced she has sex with him. Sure they are married, but I have always thought of it as an air kiss pat on the back before you finish shining my shoes kind of marriage.
17 comments:
i don't think she's fat at all either. her narcissism is dusgusting. i guess she'll be back on her 'liposuction diet'. **cough, cough flash backs of her oprah interview**
But they were spotted coming out of an IVF clinic a day or two ago, weren't they? Or was that just for pr, to make people think she wants a baby?
Ya know, I am actually just glad to see her wearing some clothing. Even if it wasn't flattering, and was certainly still what I would consider over the top - at least she looked a lot less hookerish. Happy Easter to all of us!
always awful taste.
"bleak angles"? do we think she meant oblique? because that potentially HILARIOUS.
moosh, it turns out the IVF clinic was NC's auntie's house (per his blog on his website).
Aw, Pookie, I just hate it when the truth spoils a good rumor. :)
Totally unflattering dress, yes (no one should wear horizontal stripes ever) but ... she looks healthy. Not strung out. All her bits are covered. I could get used to a kinder, gentler Mariah.
She looks okay to me, maybe just a tad heavier but not that bad.
Even with the longer hemline, I've never seen her in anything but that same skin-tight, tank-style dress. Don't believe I've ever seen her in a sleeve or anything with a waistband.
She has always looked puggy especially around the face. When she first started out she was slim as a stick, now .....
That dress looks EXACTLY like a bedspread my grammy had when I was 7 years old, even down to the horizontal fringe!
surly - have you checked if its still there? otherwise i guess you know whou bought it
Mariah is 40? Seriously? I didn't know that.
She just picked a truly horrendous outfit and those chunky heels aren't helping.
Dear Mariah,
If you would stop dressing like a 90's mafia hooker, you might not look pregnant so often.
Love,
Everyone
LOL, Bad Fish!
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