Another Reason To Not Like Katy Perry
I know you probably didn't need any additional reasons to not like Katy Perry, but I found you one in case you were on the fence about her or something. I mean, I know lots of you are humming her songs when they come on the radio, but it doesn't mean that you actually like her her. Well now, you can close your eyes and imagine Katy Perry and John Mayer having sex. Oh they haven't yet, but as soon as he hears about an interview she gave on Australian radio I am sure he will be giving her a call and saying, "how you doing?"
A station in Australia plays a game called "Shoot, Shag Or Marry." A celebrity is given a name and then you have to decide whether you would, yeah, I think you got it. If this were Perez I would have to go slower and explain it all word for word including what shag means, but I have a much more intelligent crowd.
Anyway, one of the people Katy was quizzed about was John Mayer.
"I couldn't marry John Mayer, it'd be so intense. I'd definitely shag the sh*t out of him though. I'll go on record saying that."
Why would it be intense to be married to him? I think any arguments they would have would be who looks better in the mirror that day and who could wear or say the most outrageous thing to get attention.
Expect the John and Katy rumors to start soon. Oh, and the whole thing about her getting back together with Travis from Gym Class Heroes. She will dump him again just like last time.
