When you are as big of a star as Mel Gibson you don't need to just rely on your paid spin doctor, you can also call up Jay Leno and offer to come on his show and announce a pregnancy. What? Jay Leno is supposed to say no to what would probably be some great ratings and a bunch of posts like this the next day? Mel first called Kneepads Magazine, because lets face it, they want Mel however they can get him even if it means taking exactly what he says as gospel. I'm guessing the spokesperson must have been speaking in Aramaic because People didn't bother to ask any questions.
The statement released said that yes, Oksana Grigorieva is pregnant. In fact, she is in her second trimester. I can understand waiting until after the first trimester to announce it publicly, but this quote by Mel's spinmeister is just that. Spin. "This has nothing to do with the divorce. Mel didn't even know Oksana was pregnant when they filed."
Uh huh. Well, Mel's wife filed for divorce six weeks ago and somehow I'm guessing she knew Mel's girlfriend was pregnant. You don't just stay separated for three years and then file for divorce and then, wow, what an effing coincidence, Mel's girlfriend just happened to be pregnant at the time.
After his less than stellar press release, Mel went on Jay Leno last night and as Kneepads reported, Mel looked relaxed and clean shaven. Seriously that is how the started the damn article. You cannot be serious. How in the hell is that reporting? I'm surprised they didn't throw in something about how before Mel came out he was in his dressing room meeting with abused kids and leading them in prayers.
Mel took responsibility for the collapse of his marriage. Uh huh. Well I think the world pretty much knew that. He also said he is still friends with his wife. Would she be willing to come on and verify that?
As for the impending birth of his eighth child? "I guess I'm Octo-Mel." Yeah, and the two of you deserve each other.