You really only find this kind of craziness in the Lohan family. It doesn't seem to matter if it is mom or dad or the kids, they are chock full of something and it isn't like the rest of us. Somehow Michael Lohan managed to get himself arrested last month and no one knew about it. Mr. Publicity who always has an opinion about Lindsay or Dina or Ali so he can see himself in the news, but when he gets arrested, it's shhh, don't wake the neighbors. Well, someone finally figured it out and Michael went to a court hearing yesterday and found the NY Post waiting. Why was Michael in court? Because he had allegedly threatened to kill his girlfriend and himself if she left him. She called the cops and he was arrested.
They did show up arm in arm to the hearing yesterday, but when they saw the reporters, Michael's attorney shouted, "Run Michael Run." Eventually the braces fell off and Michael and his idiot girlfriend made it to his car and hid. I call her an idiot, because honestly, can you think of a better term for someone who knowingly wants to marry Michael Lohan and still wants to marry him after he allegedly threatened to kill her. If you think of a better word, let me know.
Oh, and Michael is due back in court today. It seems despite his fame and fortune he owes $12,000 in back child support. The judge would like him to explain why it hasn't been paid. I think it is because his Right Said Fred tribute band has not quite taken off the way he thought it would.