Random Photos Part One
It's the missing link. How could I not put the missing link on the top of the photos. I always thought it was Denise Richards, but apparently I was wrong and some kind of lemur is the missing link. Can you believe this was sitting in some guy's garage for like 20 years?
Every few months 50 Cent and Bette Midler do this charity thing together, and every few months I always wonder if maybe they donate to each other's charity if you know what I mean.
Seriously? If It were father's day I would say this is what happens when you have six kids who buy you gifts and you try and wear them all at once. I would have also accepted,"hey honey. How can I make this outfit look even more god awful?" "Wear a pinkie ring."
A first time appearance for Beth Riesgraf. I want to apologize to Beth for having to put her right after that photo of Brad Pitt or as he likes to call himself, "Captain Douchtastic."
"I can't take it anymore!!! I slept with the PC guy."
Ed Helms and Heather Graham's new breasts.
Eminem - Detroit
Two very funny guys who apparently have a tough time keeping their eyes open when the camera flashes. George Lopez and Bill Engvall.
Holly Hunter is one stomach flu away from looking like the missing link.
Jane Kaczmarek & someone I haven't seen in awhile Nancy Travis.
As skinny as Kyra Sedgwick is, she still seems to be about the size of two Holly Hunters.
Michael Buble - Los Angeles
Mary McCormack getting some free stuff.
The cast of Melrose Place, minus of course the worst actress in the cast (probably), but the biggest star, at least in her mind, Ashlee Simpson.
Michael Vartan looks like he gets new ink every time I see his picture.
If you have ever had a fantasy about Ryan Gosling moving your furniture, now is your chance to get a really good mental image.
The randomness of the day includes Scott Bakula, Ray Romano and Andre Braugher.
I actually like Taylor Swift. I wish she would stop doing the whole Jennifer Lopez eye thing, but I do like her and think she is talented.
Obviously the Dodgers, by assigning the number they did agree with the contribution Whitney Port makes to society. On a side note, I'm thinking the over under on getting those jeans on was about 15 minutes.
Will and Jada. I just feel like I have to when they show up somewhere.
Zach Galifianakis and Bradley Cooper. Oh, and a chicken. Because, you know. Well, umm. I don't know.
