It's the missing link. How could I not put the missing link on the top of the photos. I always thought it was Denise Richards, but apparently I was wrong and some kind of lemur is the missing link. Can you believe this was sitting in some guy's garage for like 20 years?
Every few months 50 Cent and Bette Midler do this charity thing together, and every few months I always wonder if maybe they donate to each other's charity if you know what I mean.
Seriously? If It were father's day I would say this is what happens when you have six kids who buy you gifts and you try and wear them all at once. I would have also accepted,"hey honey. How can I make this outfit look even more god awful?" "Wear a pinkie ring."
A first time appearance for Beth Riesgraf. I want to apologize to Beth for having to put her right after that photo of Brad Pitt or as he likes to call himself, "Captain Douchtastic."
"I can't take it anymore!!! I slept with the PC guy."
Ed Helms and Heather Graham's new breasts.
Eminem - Detroit
Two very funny guys who apparently have a tough time keeping their eyes open when the camera flashes. George Lopez and Bill Engvall.
Holly Hunter is one stomach flu away from looking like the missing link.
Jane Kaczmarek & someone I haven't seen in awhile Nancy Travis.
As skinny as Kyra Sedgwick is, she still seems to be about the size of two Holly Hunters.
Michael Buble - Los Angeles
Mary McCormack getting some free stuff.
The cast of Melrose Place, minus of course the worst actress in the cast (probably), but the biggest star, at least in her mind, Ashlee Simpson.
Michael Vartan looks like he gets new ink every time I see his picture.
If you have ever had a fantasy about Ryan Gosling moving your furniture, now is your chance to get a really good mental image.
The randomness of the day includes Scott Bakula, Ray Romano and Andre Braugher.
I actually like Taylor Swift. I wish she would stop doing the whole Jennifer Lopez eye thing, but I do like her and think she is talented.
Obviously the Dodgers, by assigning the number they did agree with the contribution Whitney Port makes to society. On a side note, I'm thinking the over under on getting those jeans on was about 15 minutes.
Will and Jada. I just feel like I have to when they show up somewhere.
Zach Galifianakis and Bradley Cooper. Oh, and a chicken. Because, you know. Well, umm. I don't know.
Every few months 50 Cent and Bette Midler do this charity thing together, and every few months I always wonder if maybe they donate to each other's charity if you know what I mean.
Seriously? If It were father's day I would say this is what happens when you have six kids who buy you gifts and you try and wear them all at once. I would have also accepted,"hey honey. How can I make this outfit look even more god awful?" "Wear a pinkie ring."
A first time appearance for Beth Riesgraf. I want to apologize to Beth for having to put her right after that photo of Brad Pitt or as he likes to call himself, "Captain Douchtastic."
"I can't take it anymore!!! I slept with the PC guy."
Ed Helms and Heather Graham's new breasts.
Eminem - Detroit
Two very funny guys who apparently have a tough time keeping their eyes open when the camera flashes. George Lopez and Bill Engvall.
Holly Hunter is one stomach flu away from looking like the missing link.
Jane Kaczmarek & someone I haven't seen in awhile Nancy Travis.
As skinny as Kyra Sedgwick is, she still seems to be about the size of two Holly Hunters.
Michael Buble - Los Angeles
Mary McCormack getting some free stuff.
The cast of Melrose Place, minus of course the worst actress in the cast (probably), but the biggest star, at least in her mind, Ashlee Simpson.
Michael Vartan looks like he gets new ink every time I see his picture.
If you have ever had a fantasy about Ryan Gosling moving your furniture, now is your chance to get a really good mental image.
The randomness of the day includes Scott Bakula, Ray Romano and Andre Braugher.
I actually like Taylor Swift. I wish she would stop doing the whole Jennifer Lopez eye thing, but I do like her and think she is talented.
Obviously the Dodgers, by assigning the number they did agree with the contribution Whitney Port makes to society. On a side note, I'm thinking the over under on getting those jeans on was about 15 minutes.
Will and Jada. I just feel like I have to when they show up somewhere.
Zach Galifianakis and Bradley Cooper. Oh, and a chicken. Because, you know. Well, umm. I don't know.
Yay! Andre Braugher!
ReplyDeleteJada, Jada, Jada, why do you always have to look so harsh my dear?
If Brad thought he looked suave he doesn't, that ensemble actually makes him look old.
That chicken is the hottest slut of whole bunch.
ReplyDeleteWhitney Port's jeans - please god no. We banished those in the early 90s for a reason.
ReplyDeleteEnty - be nicer to Brad Pitt. I still and will always loves him. Lainey did a great piece on seeing him yesterday at Cannes - she reminded me all over again why he still makes a girl quiver. She hit the nail on the head:
http://www.laineygossip.com/Brad_Pitt_press_conference_for_Inglourious_Basterds_at_Cannes.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0
i have no doubt that fiddy and bette bang one another. he's also sllegedly gets down with demi. or has. he's supposed to be well endowed and great in bed.
ReplyDeletewasn't there gossip about bette and her hubby using their maid in their sexual going ons? when the maid left, they had trouble keeping maids due to this.
thanks princess leia for answering me yesterday. yeah i believe that hugh is one of the 'kids'. he's a nice piece of man meat though.
LOL!!! Now that's a sex tape I'd watch! (I like horror movies, you know.)
ReplyDeleteThose boobies just do not suit Heather Graham. She does better with the slender look.
Mmm, yummy Vartan!
"moving your furniture"
-Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Damn, Bradley Cooper looks hot in that pic. Must be the chicken.
Zach looks confused, too. (The hell? But funny.)
ReplyDeleteMay 20, 2009: Hand-on-hip replaces I-gotta-pee as the pose du jour. Someone tell the 90210 kids.
especially catty remarks today, i think! That said, I love it.
ReplyDeleteI, too, have a soft spot for brad.
Heather Graham... What happened there?
Who wouldn´t sleep with the pc guy?
especially catty remarks today, i think! That said, I love it.
ReplyDeleteI, too, have a soft spot for brad.
Heather Graham... What happened there?
Who wouldn´t sleep with the pc guy?
Gee Bette is so tiny next to 50
ReplyDeletegive to eat Holly Hunter and Kyra Sedgwick!
ReplyDeleteVartan and Cooper on the same day? Where's the Jen Garner pics?
ReplyDeleteBrad's pink nightmare isn't even tailored properly.
ReplyDeleteI actually love Brad's outfit. I like the fact that he actually "tries" to look polished when he is promoting something. Enough of male actors and the scruffy, dgaf look when they have something to promote.
ReplyDeleteI think the previews for Bradley Cooper's new movie "The Hangover" look hilarious.
ReplyDeleteExcept for the baby and Mike Tyson, I've had a few Vegas weekends like that.
oh man the scene with Tyson had me dying with laughter.
ReplyDeleteScott Bakula is holding up well! Mmmmmmmm yum!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Enty!
the only furniture i want ryan gosling to move is his........into my house.
ReplyDeleteok - i can not use my bad eyesight as an excuse because i have my glasses on but when i glanced at the photo of ray romano i actually thought "crap - zach braff is looking rough". anyone else have that reaction?
ReplyDeleteand even in that outfit i would still do brad pitt.
Jax, I just went to Vegas a few weeks ago so a friend emailed me the trailer from the movie. The first time I watched it I was laughing so hard that I missed Mike Tyson's singing at the end. I've watched the trailer 4-5 times now.
ReplyDeleteThe Divine Miss M could be doin' more then charity but if he makes her glow like that can we blame her?
ReplyDeleteIs Brad trying to make himself look heavier?
Poor Beth R for a moment there I thought she was Kate Hudson. My apologies to Beth.
The funny man squint reminds me of joke on My Name is Earl where Earl can never keep his eyes open when his picture is taken.
What's sad is Holly's dress should make her look heavier.
Andre Braugher the most under appreciated actor working today. The man is brillant and should get more roles.
Will and Jada --Do you always have to look like you are humping one another? Over compensating?
OK Bradley Cooper and the chicken reminds me of The Great Gonzo and that chicken Camilla from the Muppets.
"Holly Hunter is one stomach flu away from looking like the missing link."
ReplyDeleteNO idea why this made me laugh hysterically but it sure did. :)
Wow - I always thought it was Fiddy and Sandra Bullock. Bette Midler? Props to Fiddy.
ReplyDeleteSee, it is irrelevant what Brad wears because inevitably it will only be in a heap on the floor beside my bed, in my sweet, sweet dreams.
ReplyDeleteI never knew there was a Jennifer Lopez eye thing. The chicken is bored and wants to go home.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Ent, for stating my thoughts on Brad's 'fashionable attire' so clearly.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is that thing around Drew's neck? A necklace? Along with Brad's outfit, it's also not working for me...
BrendaLove - The hot slut chicken comment made me laugh!!! Thanks!
ReplyDeletehow to make an outfit more God-awful:
"Wear a pinkie ring."
Truer words have never been written.
The Taylor Swift pic is TOTALLY Lynchian. Can't believe no one else has noticed it.
ReplyDeleteHeather's always had big tits on a skinny body. I really don't think anything's changed.
ReplyDeleteLOVE Andre Braugher!
We need more Michael V!
OMG! Shame on you! I can't get that NASTY image of Fiddy and Miz M doing it out of my head! Fuck!
ReplyDeleteI'm probably the only one here, but I'm totally digging Drew's necklace. However, I've been finding her fashion choices rather bizarre as of late...
Ooh, Heather: Helloooooooooo Nurse!
That 'four pounds above organ failure' look on both Hunter and Sedgwick has GOT to go! Nobody looks good that skinny.
dragonlady, I TOTALLY saw the same thing! Mmmm, Scott's aging well, eh?
That chicken is so cute! I used to have one just like it. Yes, I was one of those kids who had a chicken for a pet! You can't 'potty train' a chicken though, they leave little slippery bombs everywhere. LOL!
Is it me... or is Jada just THE ugliest thing EVAH... I don't get it. I mean, I do.. but... (shit, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit)... nevermind...
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