Monday, June 22, 2009

Daily MIrror Blind Item

Which married singer can't get satisfaction from her famous fella? Instead she relies on her stimulating electrical 'friend' to see her through the nights...

29 comments:

  1. *jumps on gwen train*

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  2. If it is Mariah, you know it's pink, glittery and has Hello Kitty all over it.

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  3. My electrical 'friend' passed away this weekend. R.I.P. Ms. Bunny. :(

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  4. Oops, I guess that should have been Mr. Bunny, LOL! It's been so long I seem to have forgotten the basic anatomy. :)

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  5. No clue, but OMG Mooshki, you're crazy!! Shall we donate to Enty's photo fund in memory of Ms. Bunny? ;)

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  6. errr, Mr. Bunny then!

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  7. Condolences to you Mooshki!!
    Long Live Miss Bunny.....

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  8. Hahaha! I only slept two hours last night, so I'm a little slap happy today, in case you hadn't noticed. :)

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  9. Ok Mr. Bunny :( Reminds me of the Butterfly my five year old found and tried to drag along the floor......good times when the babes find your stash!

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  10. Ooh, I love the Butterfly too. Someday when you're old and gray, you can tell that story and mortify the heck out of him/her. :)

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  11. LOL>>>I'm still mortified about the BUTTERFLY!!! ARggg

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  12. Daily Mirror item: I call Cheryl Cole and hubby Ashley 'Cashley' Cole.

    he's such an asswipe

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  13. VITAZZA, I remember that story BWHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

    Good times!!!

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  14. Ok to be completely random I will guess...Natasha Bedingfield!! She's married and I've got nothing otherwise ;)

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  15. OH...A FRIEND BROUGHT BACK A CASE OF HELLO KITTY-RODY FROM CHINA....FOR PARTY FAVORS...AND A GREAT PARTY WAS HAD BY ALL....

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  16. Ha HAAAA, Mooshki!

    Ms. Bunny, Mr. Bunny--who gives a sh*t as long as that baby BUZZES!

    I must have a dozen still in the wrapper, I could prolly send you one (they come free when you order *ahem* other stuff, and hey--who doesn't need back-ups?)

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  17. That's a sweet offer, Selena, but I've gotten rather picky. I want to order my favorite. :)

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  18. Wasn't Beyonce recently quoted as saying she uses a pocket rocket? Or am I thinking of someone else? It would be kinda out of character...

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  19. Beyonce is way too uptight to let anything near her vagina, sex toys and Jay-Z included. I like the Natasha Bedingfield guess, since it's a Mirror BI.

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  20. why no jlo guesses?

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  21. Faith Hill.

    It's completely wrong but I love the visual.

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  22. 10-15 years ago, you could indeed buy a Hello Kitty vibrator (you could also get Hello Kitty sanitary napkins & douche, BION). The late lamented Grand Opening here in Boston/Brookline actually carried the vibrator for a while, and I decided to test it out (on my ARM, people, my ARM!)...alas, the only thing it had going for it was shock value; the vibrations were too weak and the shape was all wrong in case you wanted to get really personal with it.

    Really, folks, if you need a good vibration, shell out and get either a Hitachi Magic Wand, or a coil operator like the Wahl--better, more consistent, and you won't run out of batteries at just the wrong moment. (Then again, if your power goes out...)

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  23. Here's a crazy one for ya'll........ I got a BANANA vibrator!!!

    And I bet that the lady singer's hubby has ED, from high blood pressure or diabitis!!! That's why I have what I got!!


    Sometimes, you gotta take care of things yourself.......

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  26. muccimooch333 I did find this article about the movie Cadillac Records...may just be coincidence

    "Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly writes, 'Etta James, a torch rocker and junkie played by Beyoncé Knowles, just about burns a hole in the screen with her sultry torment. As a woman who rocked the house but could get no satisfaction, Beyoncé does a Lady Sings the Blues in miniature. Now will someone give this lady a great lead role?'"

    Here is the link to the article.
    http://www.celebuzz.com/scoop-beyonc-s-new-film-s69051/

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  27. Alice has an interesting point if you remember that JayZ is with Rocafella....

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