I Don't Think It Matters Hef

Hugh Hefner confessed to FOX News that he can't tell his twin girlfriends apart. "I have one little trick, one has a little mark," Hef said, motioning to his neck. "Other than that, I don’t know." I'm guessing that it really doesn't matter in the scheme of life and I am also pretty sure that as long as the checks he is writing don't bounce the two women probably don't care if he calls them Holly and Kendra or whatever else he wants.

Wow, is this what my day has come to? Writing about how an 83 year old man can't tell his twin 19 year old girlfriends apart? Does anyone think they actually do anything together? I guess writing about this is better than writing about how Chris Brown has that Rihanna look-a-like he is dating or screwing or just using to get attention so people will take his picture.

Anyway, back to Hef. At some point I think it would be ok for Hef to not have to worry about having three girlfriends and pretending to be something he isn't. There is nothing wrong with him just puttering around the house and not having to go out to clubs where he has to take a nap all day just so he can stay up at the club until 10pm. I am pretty sure that is why he has a curfew. It isn't that he is strict, I just think the guy can't stay up later than 9 or 10. I mean he is probably eating dinner at 4 in the afternoon or something.

I think the Holly, Kendra and Bridget thing should have been the end and everything from now on is just kind of embarrassing for everyone.