Thursday, June 11, 2009

No More Ick! Nast! For Jon Gosselin - He Has Someone New


I think before I talk about the new 23 year old Jon Gosselin is dating we need to take a moment to not only thank Deanna Hummel's brother for the phrase Ick! Nast!, but lets not also forget the reporter who actually wrote it down. How easy would it have been to change those couple of words into words that actually were in the English language. Although maybe ick is. But you get the point. I am going to miss Jon having sex with Deanna simply because I think her brother would have provided us with years of entertainment. I think he should make a very special appearance on Jon & Kate and try to sell Kate the mattress and blankets from his sister's bed.

So, now Jon is dating a woman who is the daughter of Kate's plastic surgeon. Nice huh? Kate is getting her tummy tuck in the back and Jon is making moves on the doctor's daughter. You really have to work to be that creepy. While Kate was on vacation earlier this month with the kids, Jon was having his own little vacation with Hailey Glassman (she is the one on the left with the gun in the picture). Please let her have a brother.

Anyway, Radar has a video of them meeting at a restaurant just like LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian only with less hand licking and finger sucking.

26 comments:

  1. I love the expression Ick. Nast. Seriously, Deanna Hummel's brother has more going for him than all the Gosselins combined.

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  2. losers all around.

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  3. Ok, I finally saw an episode of the show and I really can't blame him. At all.

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  4. Nice gun. Wow, she sure is a badass.
    I LOVE the phrase Ick! Nast! It's so lame that it's great!

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  5. While some people close to me watch every episode, I just can't. Kate is too mean and miserable.

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  6. if jon is unhappy, he needs to file for divorce, regardless of how his wife behaves. pure and simple.

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  7. Anonymous10:57 AM

    I wonder what it is about young girls that makes them need to pose with duck lips and huge orphan eyes and deadly weapons?

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  8. " lets hope she has a brother" - hahaha, you crack me up!

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  9. " lets hope she has a brother" - hahaha, you crack me up!

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  10. " lets hope she has a brother" - hahaha, you crack me up!

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  11. sorry about the triple post...

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  12. I predicted months ago that they would split and Kate would move to LA (cause PA is just tired of her)..New show "Single Kate and 8 in LA". And I am so serious!

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  13. i love how people will put so much effort into taking a "we're so badass" photo yet they neglect to remove the redeye

    dummies.

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  14. Anonymous11:15 AM

    How much you want to bet, if they do split, they will spin the single mom of eight trying to find a date angle.

    Also, while both Jon and Kate are much more tolerable than the press would have you believe, I find his fondness for young girls to be retch inducing.

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  15. I love how the tag of that video is Jon eats out. Whoever thought of that needs a promotion. *rolls eyes*

    This girl looks like a little sleaze ball, along with her friends. It's obvious she's using him for the publicity. She'll be out fucking some next guy she meets at a club in a couple weeks.

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  16. give the guy a break, he JUST got his balls back after a long seperation.
    they need to celebrate a lil with young whores and booze.

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  17. At the request of Mrs. Glassman, Dr. Glassman gave Kate a free tummy tuck (she also had the nerve to ask about also getting a free boob job! He told her to get a quality bra, heh!), and Jon has the blatant idiocy to mack on the Glassman daughter?! These Gosslins have ZERO SHAME! Thier greed knows no bounds.

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  18. jon looks like he's permanently drunk. i know the face of a drunk when i see one. he didn't used to look like he does now.
    and married men don't have 'friendships' with young women.
    i believe they've been split for quite some time and are just doing the show for the money because they're contracted to. i think this is over.

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  19. Anonymous11:55 AM

    LOL@got his balls back.

    They look like little sluts to me.

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  20. Do 23-year-old daughters of plastic surgeons really take pics of themselves like this? Neither one of them looks over 15 to me.

    "You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

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  21. lol, jax!

    teehee, "Please let her have a brother."

    i'm telling you, the brother's line is like "don't tase me bro" 2.0. love it!

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  22. I find myself saying Ick. Nast. randomly during the day.

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  23. I seriously love ICK NAST it was the best thing to come out this trainwreck.

    @Lotto-Love the A Christmas Story quote.

    I can hear now my fathers lecture on how only morons point a gun at
    someone in horseplay. It doesn't matter if the safety is on and the clip is out.

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  24. @Selenakyle "some kind of games might occur but not necessarily football."

    After Mayer "watersports" maybe?;)

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  25. "Please let her have a brother"
    LOL!!! God, I love Enty. He speaks my mind!

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  26. whole_lotto _luv, You win the day for the Christmas Story quote!!! :)

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