Tuesday, September 01, 2009

The Duggar's Are At It Again - And By It I Mean Having A Baby

Apparently Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar couldn't stand the idea of their son having a baby without also having one of their own so in five months they will welcome child #19. I mean they really had to have another one because one moved out so they needed someone to replace him. At some point though Michelle Duggar is going to have to move on to other hobbies because she is 42. I am no fertility expert but she probably can't go past another 5 or 6 babies before she has to start using IVF. Can you imagine if they actually did start using IVF and the next thing you know she gave birth to sextuplets or octuplets or something? People always joke about having enough kids for a football team. They would have enough for a town. Seriously. If they had 8 plus the 19 they have that would be 27. I know people who have high school graduating classes that were less than that.

Michelle Duggar says this baby was a surprise. Uh huh. Let me tell you how that works Michelle. Oh, and Kourtney Kardashian you can write this down as well. When you are having unprotected sex you get pregnant. It shouldn't come as a surprise. A surprise would be if you were on the pill and got pregnant or you were having sex and your parents jumped out of the closet to say Happy Birthday. These are surprises. Getting pregnant while having unprotected sex is not a surprise.

Oh, and when they interviewed the kid who got away to start his own town this is what he had to say about the child he and his wife are having. See if you can spot the sleep on the couch error in his quote. "I think it is going to be awesome, it is going to be great. We have been looking forward to the arrival of my little girl and to now get to celebrate for my parents, it's a wonderful thing."

His little girl huh? Better take a pillow out to the couch buddy.



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