Keep F**king That Chicken
I have no idea what world the Fox 5 anchor from New York is in, but when I hear a weather report my first reaction is not usually to tell the weatherman to keep f**king that chicken. Oh sure, I might be eating chicken at the time but I am not contemplating f**king it. I mean that would be wrong on so many levels. Plus it really would be a waste of good chicken. Anyway, last night Ernie Anastos at the Fox affiliate in New York decided out of the blue that he was going to tell the weatherman exactly what he should be doing with that chicken and it wasn't eating it.
Was this actually broadcast?
ReplyDeleteIs the anchor still employed?
The look on the female anchors face is absolutely priceless! I am still laughing hysterically over this!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! The look on the female co-anchor is priceless. The following inuendos he makes about her work out segment makes me think he's cranked & horny.
ReplyDeleteIn the words of Russell Peters: "Somebody agonna getta hurt"
HOW STUPID WAS THAT...HEY I COULD DO THAT JOB....
ReplyDelete"You stay classy San Diego!"
ReplyDeleteI love the reaction from the female co-anchor! I was having such a shitty day, and this just totally perked me up!!
ReplyDeleteI have to make use of this quote as soon as I can. I will find any excuse to say "keep fucking that chicken".
Maybe he meant to say "Keep plucking that chicken"? No? Oh well. Bravo. I wish I could get away with saying "fuck" in front of a live TV.
ReplyDeleteTHis clip is soooooooo going on my Facebook page.
ReplyDeletethat was definitely enough to pull me out of crabby-land! :-) needed a good laugh today!
ReplyDeleteUrban dictionary, here I come...
ReplyDeletehe said 'FORKING'.
ReplyDeletehe HAD to have been on something, b/c listen to his 'looking good' comment...it's hilarious that "He has been profiled in the International Who's Who of Intellectuals.", according to wiki!
ReplyDeleteDoe he still have a job today? With Howard Stern now??
ReplyDeletemaybe he meant choking the chicken? Either way, it's not something you expect a news anchor to say. I think both the guys were drunk.
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ReplyDeleteSince this guy is my local Fox News anchor, I just want to ask the rest of you...does he look fake to you? like an aged Ken doll? or is it just me. He annoys the crap outta me, so I really wish he AND Rosanne Scotto, his usual cohost would get the boot.
ReplyDeletePretty sure he says "plucking". A paper is being moved or something, but that is not an "f".
ReplyDeleteO.M.G.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!!! The femaile anchor makes the face of Olivia from the Cosby Show when she knew she was about to get in trouble.
wait, wasn't the dude who drove the library truck on "south park" a chicken fucker????
ReplyDelete@ cindy:
to me, all anchors look like aged ken dolls!!
Thanks for this! Absolutely the best thing I've seen lately.
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