Thursday, October 22, 2009

Lil Wayne Won't Be Getting Anyone Pregnant For A Year


Lil Wayne plead guilty this morning to gun possession charges. As part of his plea agreement the prolific sperm donor will spend a year behind bars. Lil Wayne had been charged with multiple gun possession crimes and faced up to 7 years behind bars. The incident happened when police found a loaded 9mm gun on Lil Wayne's tour bus. He didn't even notice the police were on the bus because he was getting some woman pregnant. Well, I don't know that for sure, but I would say the odds are pretty good he was.

The plea occurred during a pre-trial hearing for the case which was supposed to go to trial in January.

23 comments:

  1. If he behaves himself he will probably get a few months shaved off that year long sentence.

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  2. did he turn in his passport...b/c i'm halfway expecting him to flee to the bahamas. ;)

    lol @ "the prolific sperm donor"...how women think he's attractive enough to sleep w/ is beyond me.

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  3. So this is what it looks like when he tries to close his mouth around all the crap on his teeth.

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  4. Its par for the course with rappers lately, it gives them "street cred" sigh

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  5. I wouldn't completely write out him not getting anyone pregnant during his time in jail. Jails do have female staff, and he could start a mail order sperm donning service.

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  6. Wonder what the po-po were doing on his bus? Let's hope no loaded guns will be lying around when all those women start giving birth - obviously not a good environment.

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  7. Anonymous11:00 AM

    He is so gross. Don't get it why women want to screw this guy. Is it his teeth LOL???

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  8. Anonymous11:05 AM

    When I see him, I don't notice his tats or teeth, I always notice how small he is. He's a very tiny man. If he's 5'5, I'd be surprised.

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  9. One of his babies hasn't even been born yet. Ugh, get a vasectomy, dude.

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  10. @whole_lotto_luv, is that what's wrong with his mouth? He looks deformed. ick nast time.

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  11. Oh, he'll find a way...

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  12. And the women of the world collectively breathed a sigh of relief...

    I honestly can't see what women see in him. He may just be one of the most unfortunate people I've ever seen, next to Rumer Wilis.

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  13. @sunnyside1213: I think he has some big teeth to begin with, but I've read he has about $150,000 worth of diamonds in his teeth.

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  14. He better unload that mouth before he goes to jail, or he'll leave there toothless.

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  15. @ Syd he might leave there toothless anyway if someone takes a shine to all that ugly and he doesn't orally reciprocate.

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  16. LOL @ the headline.

    He's not exactly what I would call a fine specimen of man, but to each her own right?

    I did watch episodes of Tiny & Toya w/his ex-wife...I'll be honest, I liked her! Woman has been through some rough crap, married Wayne when they were still kids. She's got some class.

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  18. he looks like a grandma.

    but i've heard he's really nice and somewhat intelligent. maybe the women go for his charm?

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  19. I thought that was Whoopie Goldberg for a minute.
    Is it true he came up with the word "bling"?

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  20. Anonymous4:56 PM

    I'm torn between applauding him for owning up to his actions and shaking my head at the publicity stunt. What top-selling rapper (other than Jay-Z) hasn't been in jail or shot? It's almost a requirement to remain in the rapping "profession".

    Dude is crazy charming; that's why get gets so many women. If he got 3 women pregnant within 12 months, I wonder how many *other* women there were who had the (gulp) opportunity?

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  21. You people are looking at this wrong. Women aren't getting pregnant because he's attractive.

    For Exhibit A, I point to the recently reduced Federline, Kevin. Getting $20,000 a month indefinitely for no other reason than impregnating one Spears, Britney.

    I think those women may be in for a surprise, though. Wayne will be broke and probably dealing on the streets in 2 years.

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  22. Have his children been drawing on his face?

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  23. Repulsively ugly.

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