Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Random Photos Part One **Warning** Wild Kingdom Type Violence

Congratulations to Mamie Gummer aka Meryl Streep's daughter on her engagement. Wow she looks like her mom.
Not looking like Meryl Streep is Miranda Cosgrove, but I do like her and she has one of the best tweener shows. Plus she dresses age appropriate.
My second favorite royal family member, Queen Rania who is seen here with the Italian first lady.
Robin Wright looks great here.
Renee Zellweger on the other hand looks like the lemon she bit on here was excessively sour.
Shenae Grimes and Alec Baldwin? This would be quite the couple if they were a couple.
I love Shakira, but she is way too skinny.
She could be a Ralph Lauren model and not even have to be photoshopped.
Scarlett J buying me an early Christmas present.
So, if we had a vein competition and your contestants were Madonna, Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker who wins?
So you are on safari and your caravan stops in the road to watch the lion and the water buffalo. Now watch what happens when nature and man meet.







27 comments:

CDAN Mod said...

i don't get it. is robin wright a short woman, if not i would say that she is too skinny.

shakira too skinny? i would say no.

ItsJustMe said...

Lion vs. Water Buffalo ... MEEEP! I should have heeded the warning - stuff like that scares me.

Jingle Belle said...

Shakira must be wearing Spanx or a girdle because I saw her on Saturday Night Live with her stomach bare and she is quite trim and has a nice flat stomach but is not skinny by any means. She's a very tiny lady.

RocketQueen said...

Amazing pics with the lion and water buffalo. That lion looks HONGRAY - you can see her ribs.

Shakira is definitely wearing some pinching garment there - it looks painful.

Robin does look great - wonder if she's had any face work done? She smokes like a chimney so I would guess that she MUST have?

Lainey's right - Zellwegger is a ridiculous pose-hard.

Yesterday the first name Agina, today the last name Gummer. *shakes head*

WBotW said...

Shakira is in no way too skinny! She's just corseted in these pics.

Unknown said...

Top spot?! Really?! I'm honored

selenakyle said...

I must have ScarJo's shoes, stat!

selenakyle said...

Hungry kitty.

figgy said...

I agree that Shakira is NOT too skinny--look at her arms, they look slim and toned but not scrawny.

she's just naturally small-waisted, plus wearing a major corset.

Ms Cool said...

So, if we had a vein competition and your contestants were Madonna, Angelina Jolie and Sarah Jessica Parker who wins?

Answer: Michelle Pfeiffer

gay tallywacker said...

Poor Shakira, looks painfully unable to breathe.

Sinjin said...

LION + WATER BUFFALO= OH!MY!GOD! I'd have definitely been screaming in the car. I mean, I know it must happen, but I don't wanna witness a death! This mean girl lost it when her parakeet died!

SkittleKitty said...

I'm not entirely clear on the safari thing: Did the lioness lose the water buffalo in the heavy traffic?

Or, just realize the buffalo was a bit too big for her?

WednesdayFriday said...

I wish these women would just eat a cheeseburger or two. They ALL look too thin.

Anonymous said...

This lioness is a MAJOR badass. She's my new hero.

In the "vein off", I'd say that SJP wins, but by a vein. In 10 years, Angelina takes the crown.

I believe it was Catherine Deneuve who said it's either your ass or your face (if you eat enough to have more fat in your face, you have more fat in your ass). I believe Catherine chose to keep her face (and put on weight) and she's probably much happier than these veiny stars could ever be. She's hotter than some 35 year olds!

Caroline said...

Shakira is wearing a waist-cinching corset, and the dress has exaggerated construction around the hips. Beyonce wore a similar look last year. No worries Enty - she eats her share of cookies : )

Ells said...

I would say the Lion is too skinny, not Shakira. The dress or girdle just is cinching in her waist.

lanasyogamama said...

RocketQueen - I read your Zellwegger comment as "pose tard", lol!

What causes the vein thing? I never see it on real life women?

Shakira has a great bod. She is skinnier than she used to be. As my husband says, they put her on "the diet".

JJ said...

Thanks for posting Miranda Cosgrove. My daughter loves icarly and I am hoping that Miranda doesn't turn into a super skank.

Miss X said...

I guess the Lionness didn't get the water buffalo? Poor thing, she must have been hungry. Glad the Water Buffalo got away, though.

Mango said...

Not to steal your thunder, Enty, but those Lion v. Waterbuffalo pics are reminiscent of a clip that was viral on YouTube a few years ago, called Battle at Kruger. It's amazing and a real nail-biter for those who care to watch it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM

And to think the folks who were on safari were just getting ready to go back to their hotel when this unfolded right in front of them!

Searching said...

Thanks Enty, the lion brings back memories of my honeymoon in the Kruger Park. We had gone to find the place that lions had been spotted earlier, we drove quite a distance and there was no other car in sight. At that time of year its very very quiet. Then the car stopped. Completely. Dead. LOL. We sat there looking at each other, we were in the area of lions, we weren't even supposed to open up the windows and there were no cell phones back then. My newly beloved got out and spent the next half hour under the bonnet and under the car trying to get us going while I tried to keep a look out for animals, he couldn't really do otherwise for his new wife LOL. Eventually the car started and we both laugh now at him being eaten by lions on the honeymoon.

*girl said...

I agree with Jingle Belle, if you saw Shakira on SNL you'd see that she was really fit but not super skinny. I actually liked her a little more after seeing her perform; she looked like she was having actual fun.

Privacy said...

6th pic

bet that guy put his window up real quick when the lion came away empty.

teehee

Enty's Next Ex-Wife said...

I liked Shakira more after seeing her perform. She seems like she enjoys what she is doing and not in an extreme amount of pain due to hunger.

RJ said...

That poor skinny lioness. I wish she'd brought down the buffalo. She's skinny enough to be an actress in Hollywood. Too bad we can't feed her Jon Gosslin.

chihuahuense said...

lol @ pose tard. Exactly

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