Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Sam Jones Busted For Oxycodone


In what is fast becoming a race to see who can be the biggest celebrity drug dealer, Sam Jones was arrested this morning as part of a conspiracy to allegedly distribute more than 10,000 pills of Oxycodone. This is five times more than the Big brother was arrested for over the weekend. Jones is due in federal court later today.

Jones was on Smallville and played Clark Kent's best friend. No word on whether Lindsay Lohan is going to attempt to break the new record. Hell, she would just steal them all anyway.

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Anonymous said...

Sam Oxyjones

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Karmen said...

Why, Pete, why??

At least it wasn't Tom Welling. He's dreamy.

Anonymous said...

Another one down the tube.

selenakyle said...

I thank Jah that I don't like pills.

CDAN Mod said...

is the bad economy giving people nefarious ideas? lol.

mooshki said...

Damn, I liked him on Smallville.

Felly said...

I feel bad for him.

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Majik said...

This should be interesting...care to take bets on which one gets more jail time?

ardleighstreet said...

What the heck is wrong with people?

c17 said...

re: Majik, hopefully, it'll be probation. If he has no priors, that is. And I hope he doesn't. Damn!

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