Monday, November 02, 2009

Baby News


Well enough celebrities had babies over the weekend to make a baby post worthwhile.

Karolina Kurkova had a boy. The dad is film producer Archie Drury. Surprisingly the boy's name is completely normal. Tobin Jack Drury. Arrangements are being made as we speak to have Karolina's celebrity card removed as soon as possible.

Mel Gibson now has something in common with Jon Gosselin and Nadya Suleman other than the fact we want them all to go away. Mel is a parent for the 8th time. His girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva gave birth over the weekend to a girl named Lucia. There is no truth to the rumor that Mel celebrated by getting drunk, reading Mein Kampf aloud and calling all the nurses sugar tits.

My favorite birth goes to Mary Stuart Masterson. Mary, who is 43, gave birth to a son several weeks ago, but because it is Mary no one even noticed until now. There is no word on the name she and her husband Jeremy Davidson picked out, but you really can't go wrong with Watts. Just saying.

8 comments:

  1. Hah! If they go with Dad's surname, I think MSM should name her son Harley... Just sayin'... ;)

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  2. Thanks Enty for posting Mary's announcement, I was hoping you wouldn't forget her, I really loved her in all the great 80's movies, especially Some Kind of Wonderful. :)

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  3. my favorite is 'immediate family.' she was heartbreaking in that. love her. i'm happy for them.

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  4. yay! babies, babies everywhere! awww. love it.

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  5. Anonymous2:04 PM

    I like MSM she is a good actress. Didn't even know she was married.

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  6. Sugar tits. Hee. That one just never seems to get old.

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  7. Congratulations, Mary!!!

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  8. Yay to MSM and her hubby!

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