Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Lainey Blind Item

Sex & drink

When do the drugs kick in?

Not that you need me to tell you that she’s not so innocent but this is the sh-t that goes on behind the glossy glitter, the packaging, and a billion dollar brand that must, at all costs, be protected.

There was a pregnancy scare a few weeks ago. She was actually bragging about it, because of course she desperately wants people to know that she’s having sex. There was a serious sit-down, a discussion about the ramifications of her actions, and a promise from her handlers that she’d be controlled with an agreement that control also comes with a “get rid of the problem” policy that the Lord probably wouldn’t approve of.

Turns out she wasn’t pregnant. But she is drinking. And boastful about it too. Once again, it’s the yapping that keeps getting her in trouble.

At a shoot recently, she didn’t realise her mic was on. They all get caught with their mic on, don’t they? What came out of her mouth?

Oh, only a lot of talk about her experience with “getting f-cked”, like proudly, and more boasting about her flavour for “dirty martinis”, apparently her drink of choice. Great lessons from mommy and daddy.


47 comments:

  1. This sounds like Miley . but I could be wrong.

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  2. According to the clues on Lainey Blogspot, this has Miley Cyrus written all over it. Sign me up for this being Jailbait.

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  3. Miley seems too obvious. Is there anyone else that has two famous parents this could be. Only Miley's dad is famous, which leads me to think it's someone else.

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  4. Absolutely Miley.

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  5. Anonymous10:47 AM

    Agreed with the Miley guess. She's just the right age to be SOOO proud that she's having sex.

    By the way, it says nothing about her parents being famous, only that they taught her well.

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  6. definitly MILEY - gotta keep up with the Spears don't you know !!

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  7. I think Miley as well, but is she a billion dollar industry? My other guess this was an old Britney blind.

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  8. The H. Montana franchise is a billion dollar industry...tv show, concerts, merchandise.

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  9. I don't know - the "not so innocent" part is a line from Britney's song "Oops, I did it again". It could be Britney slipping off the sex & drugs wagon, and her "handlers" need to reassure those producing her latest album/tour.

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  10. Definitely Miley. Today Taylor Swift was ruled out.

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  11. I'm on the Jailbait bandwagon too.

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  12. i saw this elsewhere and they revealed who it was MILEY CYRUS that damn sluT!!

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  13. Yes, I know the blind didn't say the parents are famous. I guess I inferred that. I don't recall Lainey ever referring to Miley's mother, just Billy Ray. I initially thought of Miley too and it very will could be, but that last sentence gives me the feeling that it is someone else. Can't think of who, though.

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  14. THEY SHOULD JUST REPLACE HER....SHES BAD FOR THE BRAND...!

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  15. I originally thought Britney too, but the part about desperately wanting people to know she's having sex didn't make sense, since Brit has 2 kids. I'm on the Miley bandwagon.

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  16. Miley is the only one the billion dollar brand would fit.
    Is she still back with Nick Jonas--that would make the pregnancy scare hilarious.

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  17. Let's go in a whole different direction - Oprah?

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  18. To me, it sounds like this is about someone younger than Miley. I'm not sure who exactly sees her as innocent anymore. Honestly, can you see Miley sitting with handlers and being talked to? I just can't.
    It's obviously a Disneyite, but who, I am not sure. Just not thinking it's Miley.

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  19. LOL Babs

    read the last pragraph while picturing Oprah.

    awesome ;)

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  20. Miley -- with all her bible thumping and quoting of Bible passages, that ex-boyfriend who lived with her and her parents, etc.

    There was a blind last year about her smoking pot with her brother who's in Metro Station, and I don't doubt that.

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  21. "get rid of the problem policy that the Lord probably wouldn't approve of...."

    Miley puts it out there that she's a born-again Christian.... A LOT.

    She always comes off as being brassy in conversations....I can totally hear her saying this crap.

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  22. Or the first paragraph, empyrios - "the packaging and a billion dollar brand that must be protected..."

    Sounds like the Ope to me!

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  23. It's a Lainey blind, which means there's a 90% chance it's all made up and will never be "revealed."

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  24. I was going to say Brenda Song of "The Suite Life" but she is 21 now, but the packaging and brand thing could refer to disney overall and not just an individual.

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  25. I can hear the voice over on The Soup..."It's Miley!"

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  26. it's Miley for sure.

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  27. Miley. her parents are fame hungry idiots. look at her little sister and how she was dressed for Halloween! inbred idiots

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  28. I think Miley is the only one who fits.

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  29. Noah Cyrus?

    Seriously I cannot think of another Celebutard that has a billion dollor brand besides Miley. Sad as it is...

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  30. lol@lyz!

    I agree with Miley, although at first glance, thought it was an old Britney blind.

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  31. Screamed Miley to me, too.

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  32. and where is this ausio???
    damnit all we get is a choppy sounding "mah p-ssy is hanging out" from Britbrit.

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  33. Hi. Do you think it could possibly be Hilary Duff. I mean she has music, movies, clothing line, tv show(gossip girl), and merchandise. However, I think she's like 21 or 22. If not her, this is so miley cyrus.
    Have a good day everyone.

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  34. What about Vanessa I-forget-her-name? Only b/c Lainey refers to Zack Ephron as "lip gloss" (aren't they dating?/bearding?) and the blind starts "...behind the glossy glitter..." as well as, "not that you need me to tell you she's not so innocent..." (V's nude pics)

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  35. Marisa, I like Vanessa for this too! "High School Musical" could be the billion-dollar brand Lainey's referring to, and Vanessa could be talking about sex so much to convince everyone that Zac is straight.

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  36. Anonymous2:59 PM

    The Hillbilly buck tooth Miley strikes again LOL. What a dork.

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  37. I agree 100% with whole lotta love. It's Lainey, so it's 95% likely to be made up from something she heard on a chat room. Has she ever once, in the history of her site, gotten one right? And I don't mean she revealed it, I mean she had a blind item like the Gosselin one here that was actually shown to be correct.

    and here comes the silence.

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  38. Lainey can be as irritating as hell, but her blinds are very good & also correct most/some of the time. It can't be that way off if Enty has bowed down & posted it. He doesn't do that often.

    They are at least better than Ted's or the beyond-vague, Daily Mirror.

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  39. How about Dakota Fanning? She's a part of the money-making Twilight movie, young enough for sex and drinking to be scandalous, and generally thought of as a sweet and innocent person...

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  40. Trashy
    Vulgar
    Yapping
    Billion Dollar Brand
    Bible Thumper

    No one else fits like Miley

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  41. Miley.

    If it was Vanessa it would have been planned and therefore recorded perfectly for all of us to hear.

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  42. Does seem overly obvious, but who else could it be but Miley? She was here (Chicago) recently for a concert and the local radio station was talking about her. I guess a bunch of the staff/djs took their kids to see her and had a meet & greet. The program director said she was the meanest, most unpleasant person he'd ever met. So there you go. Pretty bad for a 16-year old. And sad.

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  43. for some reason taylor momsen popped in my head but miley is suuuuuch a better guess...

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  44. duh its miley.......i fell sorry for the kids that think she cool....damn kids at least im not the one walking around with a hannah montanna backpack......

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